Max lazerine

[seltzer daddy @seltzer_daddy]

Dear Lollapalooza garbage carrying open cases and fifths onto the train: I'm just tryna go to work and scoop some #vape cream.

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

@WhiteMystery95 NO GOOD GOD NO

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

big day for eggs

[Maxaroni&Cheese @maxlazerine]

Happy v-day

Here's some Grant Hart http://t.co/mbx4kxck0J

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Best investment ever http://t.co/FDi1vOftxg

[Maxaroni&Cheese @maxlazerine]

A guy cracked a joke while I was ringing him up and his wife shot him a disappointed look and I'm like "same"

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Remember this bit

[Big Shoulders Comedy Productions @BigShouldies]

9:30 Stand Up Showcase Line Up @90sMaxLazerine @jesterdaytoday @KennyMetroff @andyandyfleming @tomabrady @theSamuelPriest & @alexstonecomedy

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

I would be doing the "New Boots Dance" but my feet hurt from blisters http://t.co/Wf3dVvfwRP

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Who is he ? http://t.co/PYqEOWFzgw

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/2gXo8g07wp

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Shakedown 1979

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

#faded http://t.co/2eW3YP5AB1

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

"Or you could hang out with me..." -My cat http://t.co/gDkUIXbRwg

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Texts with my brother http://t.co/U3eOd84lda

[Max lazerine @90sMaxLazerine]

Happy 1994!