alyssa.

nothing to see here.

[ercie ꕤ @ercutaf]

hiding in a separate break room from my talkative coworker and he still found me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[𝙱 @brooklynxny]

yall are grown adults….please be fr…we are not in middle school

[𖤐 @drkwintertokyoo]

I #really should've killed myself when i was a teenager like I had originally planned

[R Vizzle @RickyFromMiami_]

You will literally never hear from me again, and you’ll be lucky to even see me. A master at getting tf on and never looking back. 😂

[Juno🏴‍☠️ @fein4chuckyy]

It really sucks when ppl don’t realize how much I sacrifice to accommodate them. How much I give up, change, or inconvenience myself to make things easier for them.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone I want in my life.

[loki.➰🇫🇷 @babylokkiii]

bro ts been having me dying laughing.😭🤣

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

“that must be yo only ngga” 😭😂 well duh btch, how many dcks are YOU doing??

[🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅 @tigergoodsmusic]

I love smoking with fems because they understand weed is a bill and buy halfs or zips. Niggas buy grams and 3.5s. Like that’s one blunt bro.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Niggas pushing 30 finna call off work for Halloween weekend

[rnbmusic @rnbmusic]

That child prodigy in H.E.R. is never going away 😭 She can really pick up any instrument and get BUSY

[Kitoko @Fokof__]

It’s so soo easy to fuck up your life man . Way too easy . A little drunk driving trip ,a little fight ,a little hook up and your life is fucked up forever . Le beng safety guys .

[cuck franklin @_Cordelra_]

It was always understood that Pam was fine but yall wanted her best friend’s husband to point it out?

[Lil’Ney @motorcityoprah]

This has been the laugh I needed for the past 24 hrs 😭😭

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Always keep you some money for a tire & a abortion 💯

[cris @twittacriss]

eu seria EXATAMENTE assim kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO THE WAY THAT NIGGA PRONOUNCED IT ??!!!!!!!!?!!??!!!! Nahhh

[francoisehardygintonic @QuestionsMariah]

btches will do a love spell before a money one…