911 Dispatcher Guy

911 Dispatcher in the Greater US of A.

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Two 911 calls, two Car vs Deer MVA’s.... It’s that time of year!

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Is it wrong to watch Treehouse of Horror with my 3 year old? #IThinkNot

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@dispatchgirl911 Keep your head up kiddo.

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Shoot the god damn puck Claude! #nondispatchtweet #Flyers

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I love getting yelled at because of my co-workers dumb fuckery. The next 9 hours leading up to my vacation can’t go by fast enough.

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@dispatchgirl911 Ya me too!

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@dispatchgirl911 She still kinda scares me

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@GeekyDispatcher @SergeantCity I pay $100 for 16Mbps and 250Gb cap. #rurallifecansuck

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When you come into work and realize half your shift called in sick and it’s your job to navigate the disaster of filling the shifts....

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@dispatchgirl911 But when they do....

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Trying ever-so-desperately to not lose my shit on the worlds most annoying co-worker. I'm afraid the dam may break before the day is done...

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@dispatchgirl911 Oh dear

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@dispatchgirl911 Wait just a minute!

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So much effing drama! My vacation can’t get here fast enough.

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Google needs to not blur out the numbers on mailboxes and houses.... That's the whole reason I use #streetview.

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#liverescue kills me... Being on both the 911 side and the EMS side...I really don’t know how to react. I was really looking forward to this series... #notlivinguptoexpectations

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Send a Deputy to check on 3 loose cows... 2 hours later he finds 4 more and still hasn’t corralled the first 3.

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Today was one of those days I wish I wasn’t a supervisor. #toomuchdrama

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85% of my workday is me praying that my crew and I don’t screw anything up. The other 15% is spent in the bathroom hoping that if someone did mess up I can use that as an excuse.

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Motorola needs to get off their asses and invent a radio I can actually reach through and choke-slam the user on the other end.