Dispatch Homo

EMT turned (wannabe) badass dispatcher. #TeamNightShift

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

The US could use Olivia Pope right now.

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Dude. This next generation of healthcare is just starting and they are already entitled. “I can’t do night shift” ………we all got fucked by night shift when we started.

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

I’ve never been so happy to have an empty calendar. #LazyAsFuck

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Dear universe,

Bring back 24 hour stores. Even if it’s just Walmart.

Sincerely,
Night shift as a whole.

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

When did Snapchat become the new Grindr? Did I miss something?

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

@autopsy_podcast do we get to do autopsies again soon!? This podcast gets me through my day at work!!

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

@BekkahWelsh I think it’s time you get a new provider!

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

No......not me dancing around my living room to the Jonas Brothers concert like a 13 year old girl.....but IM BURNIN UP FOR YOU BABY

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

2021: the year to further my education and my career. #CantStopMeNow #CertificationWhore

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Thanks @netflix for turning me into a sobbing mess over sappy Christmas romance movies. I’m not even a Christmas person and I’ve cried on the three that I’ve watched. #WhoAmIRightNow

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

@LakesideHomo It’s two classes here so I might just do it!

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Am I the only person who wants a side job out of healthcare just to have a hobby?

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

That moment you tell yourself that you’re going to starting taking care of your skin, eat better, workout, and get more sleep. Then someone invites for you a taco and movie night. Oops🤷🏻😂

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

When you thought you wanted to be #EmilyInParis but you’re actually Mindy😂

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Am I the only person who doesn’t want to go out for food after they get off work? I want to go home, take my pants off, and watch Netflix.

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

I hate working Sunday nights. Everyone decides to roll up the streets in my county so NOTHING goes on for 12 hours. #CanThisNightBeOver

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

You people who have sex for hours are just monsters. I can’t be doing that. I gotta have snacks.

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

I’m the only one awake in my house right now. My boyfriend and two dogs decided they get the entire king sized. So couch crashing for me. #StayOnYourSide

[Dispatch Homo @911homo]

Getting close to saying fuck human medicine and going into emergency veterinary medicine.