mason

wrong. wrong wrong wrong wrong

[mason @911hotdog]

I was feeling nostalgic til I realized most of my childhood memories were created in a boardroom by the richest men of their time 🤣 not me ever having a genuine memory without it being tainted by some form of active consumerism 😂😂😂

[mason @911hotdog]

posted a photo stew to my story n kennis called me not 30secs later asking ‘can I get a bowl’

[mason @911hotdog]

Last night someone at the bar left *sraeli smokes

[mason @911hotdog]

slapping my big Mitch McConnell sized belly

[mason @911hotdog]

plopping your big ole pig butt down on the soggy slice

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

🚨🍕 What instantly ruins a pizza?

[mason @911hotdog]

@s1cksour ya motha

[mason @911hotdog]

Dimes Square is now America Square

[mason @911hotdog]

Last week I saw a dude in a Yankee jersey drop his phone getting off the 6 train and a dude with a Red Sox hat picked it up off the platform and placed it back just inside the train as the doors were closing

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Happy birthday Pépito 🎂

[mason @911hotdog]

I actually play for the Jets the bartending is just part of my training

[mason @911hotdog]

unpopular opinion but get me in a car and I could win the Daytona 500 not once but twice

[mason @911hotdog]

Backrooms 2: Millennial Gray

[mason @911hotdog]

Nooooo my circus!! My monkeys!! Fuckkkkkk

[mason @911hotdog]

Old dude at myrtle broadway wearin a shirt that say FUCK ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER #whatthatmean

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

[mason @911hotdog]

Broke enough. 5am EST. I am once again thinking about doing fraud

[mason @911hotdog]

everyone at the table rn askin why tom cruise got tiddies

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[mason @911hotdog]

Gambling my paycheck on the weekend JMZ train times

[mason @911hotdog]

We should have more wildfires

[mason @911hotdog]

they should add more buttons to twitter