Matt

Pitter patter let's getater.

[Matt @91Brooks]

The Panthers and the Coyotes both had at least 100% capacity for their opening games.

Ottawa was 79%

I hope this keeps up.

[Matt @91Brooks]

Bruins got the dubyah last night

[Matt @91Brooks]

🐻

[Matt @91Brooks]

@PatrickWeimer This is amazing

[Cut4 @Cut4]

What do you get when you combine a block party and a baseball league?

We take you inside Texas sandlot baseball.

https://t.co/oErWyIesDo

[Matt @91Brooks]

I did ok at golf today so that was nice

[Matt @91Brooks]

the same tweet every day from June to September

[Maine Turnpike @MaineTurnpike]

Heavy traffic between Exit 44 in Scarborough and Exit 48 in Portland (northbound) https://t.co/qSRFLPeesL

[Maine Turnpike @MaineTurnpike]

Heavy traffic between Exit 44 in Scarborough and Exit 48 in Portland (northbound) https://t.co/qSRFLPeesL

[Matt @91Brooks]

@ShelbyTL22 It’s so damn annoying the silver lining is that I can give her a bad review

[Matt @91Brooks]

Some lady just showed up to buy windows I have on fb marketplace. Told me they’re used (obviously), offered me half of my list price. Then told me I should really do a better job cleaning them for prospective buyers.

And she didn’t even buy them.

[Matt @91Brooks]

A 2-2 game at Fenway and the fans are doing the gat dang wave

[Matt @91Brooks]

Adulting is when your bonus check comes through the same day that your hot water heater shits the bed

[Matt @91Brooks]

@Morning_Skate $5.98 for two newspapers to wrap around my shins and $.98 for a Natty Daddy

[Matt @91Brooks]

@TheMainePayne @Tool @VOLBEAT Fuck yeah

[Jen @NHLhistorygirl]

Paul Kariya used to call teammates' answer machines, tell a joke, bust into giggles, and hang up.

[Matt @91Brooks]

@PatrickWeimer And the blue light filter on your phones

[Matt @91Brooks]

If you have enough time to write me an email asking me to do something, you had the time to just do it and save us both the hassle. #CoworkersWhoDelegate

[Matt @91Brooks]

Imagine storming Area 51 and finding nothing but a Dollar General

[Matt @91Brooks]

@Steve_Perrault @SeatGeek Thank god seat a geek is not as confusing when I use them for a concerts or sports

[Matt @91Brooks]

Windham Maine out here running 3g right now what is this shit