Tressa Borrego

Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me!

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

"Dad, was there colored TV when you were a kid?"

[Carolyn Sturdevant @aledinskiy]

That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Person : You're blocking the view. Me : I am the view.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Beverly Martinez @khlopovl]

Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? >.<

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday.

[June Williams @NiyarMynova]

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?

[Della Irvin @nichiporchuk]

It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you, Its Hard To find someone who actually means it.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

How to Save the World: 1) Make a document titled "The World". 2) Save it.

[Gladys Rey @rushanmatyushe1]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[Tammy Campbell @IliodorMiss]

When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

I don't care how funny something is, if I don't like you, I'm not laughing ....

[Gladys Rey @83Kuritsina]

That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot..

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free.

[Jill Brazier @70Prokofiy]

That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a trampoline and b*tches won't stop jumping so you can't get up.

[Pamela Campbell @ChuliyKondrat]

Something about your face attracts my fist.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Fake friends just wanna know your business to tell your business.