Sidey

[Sidey @92RLS]

When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guy buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece, he is called a pervert.

[David Storch @storchyowl]

Wanted to take some time to reflect on a day I’ve been dreaming of for months.

Saturday was perfect. Will never be able to express how grateful I am for the warm welcome the @SWFC fans gave my family and me. The sun shone down on our wonderful club on Saturday.

It was the experience of a lifetime to enjoy the moment with you all…. To share our new crest designed by the incredible local agency Peter and Paul…. To share the news that after an incredible collaborative effort between my team, the @EFL and BTG we will start next season on zero points!…. To introduce you to our incredible new CEO, David Bruce…. And to witness over 30,000 of my newest friends singing for 99 minutes straight as our Owls closed out such a difficult season with a win.

I’d like to further highlight how grateful I am to the @EFL for their diligence and approach in working with us to ratify all issues and achieve our target of closing by 1 May.

It takes a village; but without the commitment and tenacity of Asher Simons, Clive Betts MP and James Silverwood in particular, we would not be where we are today.

It’s been an extremely emotional 48 hours for me after a long process, but now the focus is already completely on action. We are proceeding ahead immediately on all fronts and we will update you, the fans, as we go.

You are the reason Michael and I are here, the reason we have fallen in love with this city and this club. We will do everything in our power to ensure we don’t let you down.

David

#wawaw #uto #swfc

[Sidey @92RLS]

@TashAmaka This aged well.

[Sidey @92RLS]

@pmosligo @RealDannyTommo You are exactly the problem with this country mate!

[Sidey @92RLS]

@elonmusk @joerogan We need your help over here please lads! 🙏🏻🤝❤️

[Sidey @92RLS]

@GMB been watching 3 hours and not one mention of the poor young 12 Y/O girl who got raped by an illegal immigrant..
I assume that don't meet your agenda.
But hey, at least the nation knows about the lad who didn't end up cutting his hair 👍🏻..
DO. YOUR. JOB!
#GMB #BBCNews

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

This is the monster who kidnapped and raped a 12 year old girl playing on swings in a park in the UK

Ahmad Mulakhil

Another Afghan illegal immigrant

Bring back the death penalty

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country:

"Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result.

I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

[Chaz @Olivesznmma]

How “Aspinall quit!” mfs were expecting Tom to continue the fight:

[Sidey @92RLS]

@HoviSnow You kidding? He can't fight if he can't see...ciryl did that double eye poke on purpose.
The cheating twat. Deserves a no contest. Next time round he'll know not to do ninja poke.

[Injuries @ipostinjuries]

Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane was ruled a No Contest after Aspinall could not continue from an eye poke.

Aspinall retains his heavyweight title. #UFC321 #TomAspinall #CirylGane

[Yossi BenYakar @YossiBenYakar]

Muslim immigrants in the UK were filmed ripping up a British flag while shouting: "This is our country now. Allahu Akbar!"

Is this what diversity looks like?

Wake up, Britain! Your culture, your nation, and your future are at stake.

[psy @k_log_omega]

@zarahsultana If this bothers you, then the UK is not your country

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Charlie has done enough good.

He deserves a miracle.

[Sidey @92RLS]

@robstaton the Wednesday staff was just doing their job. For all they know a 30 yo trying there luck using a under 11s ticket. It does happen

[Sidey @92RLS]

@abkt_owl @c925ebc29a58468 @robstaton Hes more in the loop than us. He hears, He Reports. That's it! Whether it's consistent or not.. he can only report what he hears!. Don't like his consistency. Unfollow him. Simple.

[Sidey @92RLS]

This is Our Deputy Prime Minister Ladies And Gentlemen!! 😂😂😂

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

🚨 The Treasury has confirmed that Angela Rayner's 1.5M homes, which she said would *not* house migrants, will indeed be housing migrants.

Anyway, here's Angela Rayner lying on national TV.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

ADMIN POST.

Danny Dyer calls Keir Starmer a 'slag', and announces him as 'twat of the year' live at the Brit awards as the presenter desperately tries rushing to an ad break 😅

[Cillian @CilComLFC]

Welcome to Keir Starmer’s Britain, where British men are thrown in Jail for ‘mean posts’, but Muslim migrants receive no prison time for raping children.

What a sick joke.