newsies (1992) bot

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[newsies (1992) bot @92siesbot]

Headlines don’t sell papes. Newsies sell papes.

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Of course you know Mr. Hearst.

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In nothin’ flat, he’ll be coverin’ Brooklyn to Trenton, our man Denton.

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Tell 'em that they can't treat us like we don't exist.

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I got more on the way and as soon as I collect, I’m gone, I’m away, all right?

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You’ve been living here?

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That’s the power of the press, Joe. So thanks for teaching me about it.

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What are we gonna do, put an ad in the newspaper?

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Beat it!

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Right, you guys, you gotta be embastards and go tell the others that we're on strike.

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As newspapermen, he and I would cut each other's throats to get an advantage. But as gentlemen and as businessmen, we often see eye to eye on certain things.

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So what do you say Les, you wanna sell papes for me?

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What is that deafening noise?

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Why didn’t you wake us up?

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Who asked you?

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Racetrack!

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Look at this: 'Baby born with two heads.' Must be from Brooklyn.

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Try any banker, bum, or barber.

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And the strike is on!

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And that the court order his incarceration until the age of twenty one in the hope that we may yet guide him to a useful and productive life.

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Well, maybe the kid'll soften him up a little.