bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫

949 resident / stuck in suburbia but don't drive a car / like or follow ≠ endorsement (bc some ppl don't get it)

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

me: hmm 🙈🤓🤔 should I get out of Irvine?

Everyone: ⚠️ YES! ⚠️

me: hmm, I guess I'll never know 🥺🤔

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@420ben69 Yeah. She has to fly her private jet back to Tennessee to escape the woke

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

Asking the In-N-Out CEO to autograph my burger

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@420ben69 So true but she was recently spotted at the In-N-Out near UCI

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@420ben69 I see a Master's in Landscape Architecture in your future

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@kellockx You're not unc.

You're not cooked.

You're not chopped.

You're a ginger bro on X and you're going to make it.

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@sweetietheykno Lördagsgodis

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My Swedish boyfriend does not let me eat candy unless it is Saturday

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@iminamtg Wow I just tweeted this and then I saw you beat me to it

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Stocks green

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My friend said, "I can't tell if he's gay or just annoying," and I replied, "You can't say that during Pride Month!"

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

@alyxiaBewbs The word "fire" (representamen) refers to actual fire (object), and produces an understanding such as "something hot and burning" or "danger!" (interpretant)

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

I understand the Peircean triadic sign

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

@alyxiaBewbs Peirce said a sign is actually three parts:

> the representamen (roughly analogous to the signifier)

> the object (the thing being referred to)

> the interpretant (the meaning or understanding generated by the sign, very roughly analogous to the signified).

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Concept: a man who feels uncertain about Pope Leo because he appreciates the Pope's Ecumenism but loves using AI

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

You can tell how single a gay man is based on how many thirst traps he posts

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@aspergtame @iminamtg

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

My friend said his roommate always comes home late and won't explain why, and I said, "Maybe he's having gay sex."

"He couldn't get gay sex even if he wanted," he replied.

"I think he could," I said. "Gay sex is notoriously the easiest type of sex to get."

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@sweetietheykno @simplybeverly31 😐

[bill irvine 🚫🚗🚫 @949resident]

Baseball is for thinkers. Lovers. Dreamers.