ohhh leon cutting wood to blow off some steam in his isolated cabin... grunting and sweating... using his shirt to wipe the sweat from his face... his hairy chest and abs on full display...
Things that scare me:
-Employment
-Unemployment
-Falling in love
-Never falling in love
-Getting married
-Never getting married
-Having kids
-Not having kids
-Living
-Dying
Leon having flirtationships with guns and vehicles but being canonically awkward around women has to be the funniest trait about him. Like bro is good at something, just in the wrong place
no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for