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I’m only here to disappear

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

This game of two-touch between Eberechi Eze & Kobbie Mainoo. 😮‍💨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🗣️ “Give me that!” 🤣

🎥 @England

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals
✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

[ness @94Blueprint]

@Ellis_ Reassuring

[ness @94Blueprint]

What is going on?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa. All parties in contact as #MUFC try to finalise - 29yo midfielder keen on move. Ederson deal off for now; #MUFC may look to revisit later this summer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[ness @94Blueprint]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Romeo William @romeowofficial]

😳😳 Lancey foux just got punched off the stage last night 😂😂way2drunk night #waytoodrunk2016 #shoosh #madness

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🐝 Benjamin Fredrick has signed a new deal at Brentford until June 2030. 🇳🇬

[ness @94Blueprint]

@FabrizioRomano Just bring me a world class CM man

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[ness @94Blueprint]

No we taking

[Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey]

Man United are considering a move for Manu Kone and have added the Roma midfielder to their shortlist after being informed he is keen to test himself in the Premier League, @TEAMtalk understands.

https://t.co/awZR6aNfFo

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

EXCL: The £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money - another big scoop by our @Annaisaac

https://t.co/hg41X5dwpr

[ness @94Blueprint]

It’s crazy

[Scully @isthatscully]

the darkness is when Egypt scored, VAR ran it back and cancelled a goal for the foul in the build up…

now it’s happened the other way, VAR suddenly doesn’t work. Surely Egypt should have a penalty if you call that a foul earlier?

& in that sense, they absolutely have a point?

[ness @94Blueprint]

@Charles_Leclerc @CasaDupre 😂😂😂😂😂

[ness @94Blueprint]

Leclerc is so funny for that ! Tough times never last

[s @exfootballfan]

How do you even have a two minute compilation of nothing but your first touch from throw-ins?

We’ll never see anything like him again.

[ness @94Blueprint]

I like

[ad__sneaks 📸 @ad__sneaks]

These are phenomenal.

[ness @94Blueprint]

😂😂😂

[Underdog @Underdog]

Senegal up 2-0 with less than 10 minutes remaining in regulation

[Aniyah @anxyah]

Getting blonder and hotter

[ness @94Blueprint]

RT @BleacherReport: 🚨 BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career next season and has informed the Lakers that he plans to play els…

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Jesus to Judas when he asks who’s gonna betray him