Dustin Nickerson

Comedian (@FallonTonight @Midnight @primevideo @latelateshow). Former rec center middle management. Current suffering Seattle sports fan

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Looney Tunes hasn’t aged well

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Being a road comedian is just as glamorous as you think 🤩

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Comedy peaked for me in 1992 when my single dad sang to my sister and I in the van:

🎶”I don’t wanna grow up. I’m a Toys “R” Us Dad, no toys for Christmas, because my kids are all bad”

Legendary father stuff right there 🐐

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The blue wave in Arizona continues. Go Seahawks.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

11 straight over Arizona.

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LOCKED IN. Go Seahawks.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Division W.

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@JordanReffett

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The bad news is the Huskies lost. But the bad news is Oregon won, all our former coaches and their current top 10 programs won, and the program our coach left us for is ranked and they won as well.

Oh also the Kraken are losing 🫠

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I miss him everyday. Go Huskies.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Oh my god

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Cybertrucks are called PT Losers now

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

Rude. But fair.

[Jon Wilner @wilnerhotline]

This made me chuckle

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Can’t believe Texas went blue before Oregon won a natty

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@JoshinTacoma Swimming is a sport 😉

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Republicans haven’t lost this bad since Riley Gaines stopped swimming

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@BuckyJacobsen

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I’ve been trying to feel anything about this but alas, I cannot. Hope for the best, expect…the Mariners.

Go M’s.

[MLB @MLB]

The Mariners will reportedly hire Jason Kanzler as their next manager, sources tell MLB’s @DKramer_.

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I’ve heard of a Super Bowl hangover but 8 games into the season I think the Seahawks are still actively drinking

[Dick Fain @dickfain]

Timely 😆