the lizard king

shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. God before anything

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

6 Super Bowls

4 Super Bowl MVP’s

3 league MVP’s

Countless records and accolades

But most importantly, he was ours

Patriot for life

Goodbye Tom❤️

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Bud Light beer fan Jeff Adams gets his own commercial tonight on the Game 6 broadcast https://t.co/V5CCx0mdvo

[the lizard king @951_860]

He's not a Wiener dog, he's a cock wolf

[adam22 @adam22]

Don’t underestimate somebody just because they’re wearing overalls and drinking a smoothie 😭

[Yellow Bus Decals @Yellowbusdecals]

Jaws does exist 🦈
25-30 foot
5000lbs
Spotted off of Martha's Vineyard 😬😬😬
#WednesdayWisdom

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

👀

#EverythingWeGot | #SBLIII

[the lizard king @951_860]

😂😂😂😂😂

[D Marge @Marge_Twain]

You’ll forever live on my guy❤️ https://t.co/5Jlp8IIYPC

[the lizard king @951_860]

Too many hands in the pot spoils the broth

[Andrew Galaska @5c408135a5bd427]

Who would be able to eat more food in one sitting. Payton @951_860 or Vinny @vinny

[the lizard king @951_860]

Found the golden ticket @RyanChamberlai7 @quan_ay

[the lizard king @951_860]

Putting on new windshield wipers > putting on new socks

[the lizard king @951_860]

Mines always big enough to please me

[the lizard king @951_860]

I just ate 48" of hotdogs

[the lizard king @951_860]

You can always make a long sleeve short. but you cant make a short sleeve long.