GreenwoodNewsNetwork

The official News Network of 954 Greenwood Ave.

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Blue moon for breakfast...the sequel to Amarillo by morning @DomB36

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“borderline blacked out at dtw” ~ anon

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“the things i would do for arielle to somf goddamit” - anon

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Timothy. Motherfucking. Kaine.

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“solid performance by the team the team the team last night. everybody wanted as much as the guy next to em. we were cohesive and a repeat of this assures the championship- coach p”- anon

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Update: Sin is now highly questionable (@DanLebatard) and bodkins is now bad news bodkins

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tonight’s starting lineup:
sin - in
diesel - in
matt - in
bove - in
vento - in bos
ben - out (shocker)
riley - in
keo - in
arjun - late arrival but in
keeg - as reliable as joel embiid’s injury report

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Will -anon give a passionate reading of “I Have a Dream” this weekend in honor of MLK? Time will tell.

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Sweet Jesus people eat this stuff?! https://t.co/GEPF8jcO1K

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Puke https://t.co/qgaolcXkg8

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Sad that people put this in their temples! You get out what you put in. https://t.co/k0zwJvtVEf

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@tasty we don’t eat fried food our bodies are temples don’t try and tempt us you devil

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“studying in ross. hopefully arielle is somewhere in the building #njg #somf #anders #tedcaruso #rocketman #kelsieisacunt” - anon

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Our bodies are temples. You get out what you put in. #health #2018 #supladies

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"tryna get the homies to go out for #kahan and #arielle"- anon #jews #booze #moooooooo #dules #jerry #anon #sebastian #davis #crewlove #fellas #dawgs #scraphoffman #280characterporn

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@bhoffman19 You're fake news

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The court of 954 has ruled that if she never had an aim she's too young

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"god i fucking love arielles njg ass so much" - anon

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Basement boyz ripping some 2 am pre-exam musicology. Might be fucked. Stay tuned.