natalie 🪐

the bestest ever.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[angel @angelshit]

My rbf has probably saved my life

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this man is annoying

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

that is through it all!! if my dad found out I gave a nigga ONE dollar he would cuss me out

[azzy @cinemakisses]

i woke up sad but it’s okay because i’m still mexican and sexy

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[ala ! @crynagony]

i just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of u might call it masturbation tho

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i kind of want to start drinking and abusing substances sorry

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[not emily @stupidtranquil]

when you think you have a platonic male friend and they decide to hit on you out of nowhere