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[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

@diamondtvzambia Way to go, old man

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Julian Alvarez Update

If you remember, I stated there was another attacker I chose to keep anonymous. That player was indeed Julian Alvarez. The reason I said it was sensitive was because one of our players (Gyökeres) was potentially involved but let me just provide the facts for Arsenal fans. To my understanding the following statements are 100% factual.

• The players dream is Barca (personal terms agreed already)
• Barca have always wanted Julian to go public with his desire to force Atleti's position
• Atleti are adamant they will not to sell to Barca and would rather sell abroad but it wont stop Barca from trying
• PSG to my understanding left the race due to Campos / Enrique not wanting a player who doesn’t absolutely prioritise them but I wont be shocked if they return due to the players quality
• Julian has been a target for Arsenal since last summer
• After our group stage game Arteta made it clear we must atleast be in the race for the Argentine
• I can 100% confirm Atleti have interest in Viktor Gyökeres
• Andrea Berta has maintained contacts with the camp since last summer and has explored 'different structures & mechanisms' to bring Julian Alvarez to North London in the recent months…
• Reports about 'the English weather' being a reason Julian and his family would not return to England are absolutely false.
• The player would be very open to joining Arsenal and has directly told us should his dream to Barca become impossible
• Arsenal are yet to officially formalise their interest but Atleti are well aware of our interest.

The situation is chaotic but my role is to provide the absolute facts to the best of my knowledge in real time not predict the future. Its difficult enough tracking Berta and his 1000 spinning plates technique, its even harder when he silently speaks to ex-colleagues at Atleti with whom he has a lot of trust with but I have presented the facts. Genuinely feel a lot of relief talking about this all as its been exhausting to track for 14 months. I need to sleep now as I have been awake all night contacting sources 😂

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

Watch him scam a hatrick against Uzbekistan.
They're the same level as the likes of Gibraltar, Montenegro and Latvia

[🇵🇸 From RIVER to SEA 🇵🇸 @Xnerdz]

@AidanSimardone

[Censored Leak @CensoredLeak]

Imagine this is real.. and everyone just assumes it's fake 💀

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

Tunisia are awful
My God !!

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

This Cote D'Ivoire team desperately needs to work on finishing because this ain't it man

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

Cote D'Ivoire are so good man.
The best African side at this World cup.
If only they could bury their chances!

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

@brfootball Ain't shit shocking about it. Cote D'Ivoire are legit

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

That move from Elanga man 🔥🔥

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

🤔

[dop @Dop______]

If someone stabbed you and started sucking you off after, would you feel the stab wound pain or the blowjob pleasure?

[REDaction Gooners @REDactionAFC]

Tifo idea submitted for Coventry opening fixture :

Giant image of Arteta holding the bloody, severed heads of Pep & Slot in each hand, accompanied with the text ‘’WHO’S NEXT??”

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Bukayo Saka in the famous Arsenal 2005/06 home shirt.

My favourite Arsenal shirt of all time. 😍

[steven‏ @fortinary]

2008 2026

[Mod @CFCMods]

Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[PRESEPADAS da SEP - #ForaAbel @presepadasdasep]

"Endrick está em um quadro grave de desidratação e essa é a última garrafa d'água do mundo"

Carlo Ancelotti :

[Guy pa Lusaka @95__Gunner]

Bro this is that bridge near east park mall

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.