trish (^з^)-☆

im just a classy girl who’s open to a little innovation

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Just made a decision. Mental illness arc over time to be a normal person. Thanks guys

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

When I miss him too much so therefore I’m not allowed to reply to his text 🔥

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Why do bus drivers drive like they personally hate every single passenger

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

(In a non-concerning, normal way) I need to get SO drunk asap

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Dating apps have ruined relationships. We don’t yearn or court anymore. Every profile is a mere pebble in a sea of fish. We jump at the chance of a “better” option without even giving the current one the time of day (which, at one point, was also the “better” option)

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

The beauty in life is realising every day truly is a new day and you’ve woken up alive , with a second chance to be a better person than the previous day

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Unironically gonna become Nara smith because ingredients in products at the grocery store are scaring me these days ..

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

As the days go by i start to increasingly become annoyed by humanity. Like what the fuck do you mean you can’t do anything without chatgpt. What do you mean this peanut butter has 50g of added sugar and chemicals. Why is “doomscrolling” a thing

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Like what business do you have as a man going to a Pilates CLASS

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Saw a man lurk outside my Pilates studio and I panicked thinking he was gonna do the class too. Thank god he was just seeing what all the fuss was about and left! 🙏

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@yourmom2269 Yes. All the time

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@yourmom2269 Especially in this weather + economy

[nat @imniceandsmart]

If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@an_oresteia YOURE JOKING

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

I genuinely despise the fact that I choose to watch buck tick concert videos in my downtime before bed. It makes me feel like a weeb. I’m disgusted but I can’t stop

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

Sooo many innovative cocktails these days, yet no one’s thought to create a truffle cocktail. Might have to do it myself

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@ChillDude2269 I’m curious. This is a safe space. I would’ve also probably thought whatever you’re thinking 🤣

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@yourmom2269 If we’re both single by 35 we should just marry each other

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@ChillDude2269 OH MY GOD?

[trish (^з^)-☆ @95percentswag]

@ChillDude2269 That’s why you know literally everyone