John Cannon

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

Having to play damage control for FULLY GROWN ADULTS at your own Christmas party is a cruel fate to have been bestowed

[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

I know this is something nobody wants to hear but WW2 in colour on Netflix is fucking class

[Born Free Foundation @BornFreeFDN]

This is the real circle of life for most lions in South Africa. 🦁
Sign our petition to ensure South Africa’s lions are born free and stay wild: https://t.co/caghvOQPbj

[༄pablospren @lordeftherings]

cultural impact:

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this lotr the entire film
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[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

Dentist: So what do you do for a living?
Me: Explains my job detail.
Me: How about you?
Dentist: (Stares with utter contempt)

[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

@SimonOCM5 Surprised there aren't already tbh

[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

Have Billy Oceans greatest hits on shuffle while I'm on the train home after a feed of pints, resisting the urge not to dance is proving difficult

[lawman @Jimmilaw]

More lol

[Jimi Latifi @Jimi_Latifi]

This is what all the people going to Life for the first time, planning there ‘festival outfits’ thinking it’s going to be like EP or FF are going to be like when they arrive on the Friday.

[Vinnie Mancuso @VinnieMancuso1]

No one:

Jon Snow:

[LADbible @ladbible]

'Trying to have a relaxing bath when you have 3 dogs is impossible...' 😂🛀

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

😂😂😂

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

after watching the "dirty john" tv drama and the "dirty john: the dirty truth" doc and listening to the dirty john podcast, i'd like to start a petition to cancel the name john

[Claire💃🏼 @clur_wut]

This story has me screaming honestly

[John Cannon @96CannonJ]

Reading through all my work emails noticing how passive aggressive I am when I'm really just trying to make a few mates 😂😂

[Nick @NickBouker]

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me