Ryan Peterman

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

My family during deer season
*hears gunshots*
“That you?”
“No I think it was the neighbor”
*10 minutes later*
“Big buck headed your way get ready!”
Folks, we live for this.

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Hey @netflix, this a a betrayal on levels we’ve never seen

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

@mocornfarmer I hope that changes fast

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Not sure how I feel that my alarm clock app is one of my most popular apps

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Dang guess I’ll have to try next year for a perfect bracket. Started the tournament o/1

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Searching marketplace for a JD 8400 and 1790. I’m not going to start farming, just cruise around to spice things up in NEMO

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Took half of last week off work, got my sleep schedule all messed up, forgot about the time change, stayed up late last night, can’t sleep tonight. I CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROW

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

When you already ate too much but mom says you can go in the other room and get the pies out of the fridge

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

@TylerReddick

[Chris Buescher @Chris_Buescher]

What a pitiful lack of sportsmanship.

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

@TylerReddick At least he didn’t slam on the brakes in the middle of the track

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Last play of the game, Kelce is yanked to the ground trying to go on his route.

Refs (who were obviously in on the take for KC, the internet told me) must've seen into the future and known Mahomes would scramble for a 1st down, hence swallowing the flag.

[Colin McDonough @colinmcdonough]

Hey @CoachJake_UNI since those jokers down the road from you won’t get you a top-50 game why not give No. 37 a shot. We can even make it an exhibition. Sound good, @CoachMcCollum?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to watch Alabama vs South Florida

[Las Vegas Motor Speedway @LVMotorSpeedway]

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[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Cardinals get a huge lead in a game finally and the game delays EL-OH-EL

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

I’m starting to look forward to days when the cardinals don’t have a game so I know they won’t lose

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

So you’re telling me you expect me to still get out of bed even though it’s thundering outside right now

[John Deere Salesman @Deere_Salesman]

It’s filter sale month, you guys.

Parts are high, don’t forget to go in and stock up on filters while you can get a discount!

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Some things never change….one of those, my back is always all outta wack

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Me doing the math trying to figure out when I should fall asleep because I only took 1 Benadryl an hour after I wanted to go to bed

[Ryan Peterman @96RonnieP]

Not sure if I would be more excited to be a Vikings fan or upset to be a colts fan.