King Clownery

A Midwestern Motherfucker.

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Saw 1.6 GPA trending and I thought my grades got leaked

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

Wallahi my neck hurts so fucking much

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I can’t bench 500 pounds but I have pounded 500 benches

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@emily_tweets he would disagree with your pinned tweet

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😶

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@kelliexny bih that’s a washing machine

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@bini_r1 Stolen tweet

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

My favorite bit at the bars is going up to random people and telling them “just wanted to let you know I’m heading out”

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why are my balls green??

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@normalnoodle_ Fucj no

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@TheGriftReport Flat ass and receding hairline, absolutely not.

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republicans ruined this app and they’re gay

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@normalnoodle_ I totally would’ve done the same 2 months ago

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@yamotweets @ayeejuju pac said “stocker”

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@normalnoodle_ what boobs?

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they call me JT cuz I’m cumming

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I know it smell crazy in there

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What a fucking dweeb

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@skyeinterlude Yo

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@ayeejuju Middle and bottom both valid