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Lunchables brand ambassador (unofficial) Occasional basketball enjoyer

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

I heard it was a holiday?

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

Happy Pride❤️🌈

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

things Carter Bryant has been compared to on this app so far:

- a "medium rare sugar cookie"
- Ducky from the Land Before Time
- the "human embodiment of a dumpling"
- Biggie Littles from NBA Street
- 'Lamb Chops' with cornrows
- a "6 year old who made a wish to get "bigged like Tom Hanks in the movie, Big"
- an unreleased Muppet that will be the cousin of Abby Kadabby
- the bottom of a stingray

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

Just made a sourdough loaf now learning the charlie kirk dance, get you a girl who does it all

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

@2PH0NEB4BYK33M luv u

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

guys wait

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

we are all spirit airlines

[demo 🕳️ @demodemodex]

Felt appropriate

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

Is there sourdough starter twitter out there

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

i wish my friends existed in real life/:

[cole @tiredpillbug]

me and my ex have been broken up for a year and ever since i have had no motivation to meet anybody new or try to build any type of relationship whats that mean am i cooked

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

Fellas is it gay to wear sunscreen?

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

They really out here making sunscreen political we are doomed

[🪴 @normalnoodle_]

@ghostofzayspast why doesn’t this work for me wtf