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Everybody knows that you’d break your neck to keep your chin up!

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Finally fixed tho, gonna miss my $700 monthly uber expenditure

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“It has character” I say as I drive my clapped out 90’s Honda

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Creepy girl goes to get a BLT at the local bar

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Drag queens at my job trying to recruit me… I should do it

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Look at my lawyer dawg 😭😭😭 I’m going to jail 💔💔💔

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Save me naked chicken chalupa naked chicken chalupa save me

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https://t.co/eIrJDTBQ0Z

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10 bands for a candy paint job I’m sick

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😔

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Getting into a fender bender the day I got my car completely fixed and running smooth>>>>

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At a work meeting eating tinned fish it smells crazy in here

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My uber looked me up and down, said nothing, played limp bizkit. I can’t even be mad

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

robbing a bank with a blunderbuss and a sword

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Socially anxious bartender who spills ur drink on u

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,