Abbey Parker

Parker clan 2k17

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

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[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

@SakariMuzak @One_Happy_Mama_ @Pshark14 @ClosetPolkadot @shaddup_boynton @yourdailyskene @MadiSachs @Alllie56778370 @CodyGre00253598 @thecutecassidy

[Abe @ABE_0rtiz]

Utah really had us doing 6 earthquake drills a year, and all I did was lay there and wait for the roof to crush me.

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

I haven’t had too much anxiety around coronavirus because it’s not a strong pediatric virus, so it mostly wouldn’t effect Brin very much, and Jonny and I are both young and fairly healthy and don’t see many immunocompromised people. But NOW IM STRESSED

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

@BrookFiscus @sug_knight Honestly this is the best news. I loved that company and this is one of the reasons why😅

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

Also should add I’ve never bought baby food either. I’ve made all of Brins baby food and she’s never had store bought so WHY AM I PANIC BUYING THESE THINGS

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

*everyone panic buying bread in bulk*
*me not panic buying any food in bulk but still deeply panicked that I won’t be able to leave my house like Italy so prepared to starve but panic buying baby food and formula in bulk*
Why did I buy formula? My kid doesn’t use formula? SOS

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Never mind.

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

My mom literally has been saying this for weeks🙃

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

@JordanCrestani THE BEST. SO HARD. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

@BrookFiscus @sug_knight @ChickfilA This makes me so sick and uncomfortable

[Anna @shaddup_boynton]

bathroom selfie vibez

[Mrs. J 🌵 @EMJanusz]

I posted this picture because this is my son and I had 36 hours with him. I got all of 5-6 photos of him. I personally think he's beautiful and I'm hanging on to the few memories of him I do have.

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

@BrookFiscus The other day someone asked how much she weighed and then said “my grandson is big like that too!” Then showed me her 5 month old grandson that could eat Brinley and I asked her how old she thought Brin was and she said “like 3 months?” MAM DOES YOUR 3 MONTH OLD SAY MAMA??

[Abbey Parker @97AParker]

Why do people with average sized babies feel like they have to make a point that their baby was WAY SMALLER than my 1st percentile child? I literally dont understand how your 25 pound one year old couldve been smaller than my 14 pound 9 month old Karen. Please leave it’s annoying