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“is she always this alone?”

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"you need exposure therapy for your own life"

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“hold me in your heart and block me from your instagram story”

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these ridiculous little flips….. like it’s giving Pink Get Doon

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Heidi Klum and Nikki Glaser ripping off Benson Boone's clothes before he does a front flip off a piano on the Grammys stage...okay hello

[kt @97Iime]

lately i’ve been really into gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[kt @97Iime]

stolen valour husband or candle dropshipper wife

[kt @97Iime]

i am constantly talking to myself it’s so fun and easy and also i’m so cool and interesting

[kt @97Iime]

didn’t even take an hour for her to return to social media and i LOCKED IN

[kt @97Iime]

texted 5 people and 3 group chats to share that bone broth girl is back

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[kt @97Iime]

the universe is literally addicted to making me watch people fall off their electric scooters

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fifth anniversary and i got pixelward

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fourth year and i got this stunning fridge magnet

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

You still got time ... Use it Wisely

[kt @97Iime]

me feeling genuinely happy watching my friend group viciously bully eachother every time we hang out

[Chris carroll @ihavedisease]

I feel weirdly comfortable and safe with my evil, ill-intentioned friend.

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[kt @97Iime]

like chappell would be perfect! sabrina would be perfect!! barry would slay! they could do a wicked episode!! paul mescal!! jacob elordi!!! kpop idols!! it’s such a waste

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heartbreaking that we live in the perfect celebrity culture for the muppet show to make a comeback and literally no one is doing anything with this fact