ON THIS DAY, THE TWENTY-EIGHTH OF DECEMBER OF THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND NINETEEN, I, ONCE AND FOR ALL, PLEDGE MY UNWAVERING AND EVERLASTING LOYALTY TO OUR QUEEN LORDE AND OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM
✨✨HARD FEELINGS✨✨
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
Matilda did not walk her four-year-old self to the public library every afternoon to soak up every possible moment she could in the comfort of books and joy of learning for you to not take advantage of your local library’s innumerable charms
I’m not even fucking trolling, this is the greatest who done it mystery ever. I cried because of talking sheeps. I laughed because of talking sheeps. A movie about talking sheeps solving a murder mystery has just taken over my top 5 films of the year. This is one of the best hidden gems of the year, holy shit lmfaooo
The year is 2028. It's a perfect 70-degree May evening. You head to the exits as the sun sets after the Fire dropped 6 goals on St Louis and clinched the 1-seed in the East. You stop at MickyD's to pick up a Big Mac, fries, nuggets and a shake on the way out. Life is good. #cf97
Pritzker Epiphanes, Master of the Feast, Host at the Bountiful Table, Custodian of the Horn of Plenty, Protector of the Ripening Corn and the Fattening Hog.