By the way, let me explain how they are 'gay'. The bigger one, the oldest, wants to be the boy in the relationship and refuses to be the egg layer while the smaller one is too young to have female organs, so he is a boy too. Every week, they hug and kiss for hours without mating
VPNs occupy a similar role in society to guns. They cause many significant harms and have no clear benefit, yet their legality is mysteriously correlated with places you want to live.
My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.
This indie dev made a game called BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3 & it just dropped its biggest update since launch
- 56 levels total + 21 new horde maps
- Multiplayer now in horde mode
- Many improvements
Also have 10 copies of the game to hand out! Repost + Follow to enter!
look, lemme get this out of the way: no, we ain't talking about your namby-pamby, sour gummy, collagen synthesized gelatinous CRAP. this is the GOOD stuff, the stuff they were making BEFORE they knew how to make that other stuff.
and, whether you choose to accept it or not, it all starts here, on the shores of what used to be virginia's third-largest creosoting facility. thanks to the high levels of environmental toxicity, as well as the lukewarm waters of the gulf stream, our good friend the gummy worm has plenty of food, fuel, and environmental stress to acquire the rich fruity flavor that gummy worm aficionados know and love.
between the months of may and october, gummy worm hunters will scour these lifeless, barren shores for glimpses of the rare delicacy, the mid-atlantic gummy worm. within a given day, a single gummy worm hunter may extract anywhere from 50 to 120 gummy worms, depending on the quality of harvest and the position of the planets— however, it's not unheard of for exceptional gummy worm dowsers to haul in upwards of 500 gummy worms in a single day! and, at a price of 5 to 15 dollars a pop (depending, of course, on girth and volume), just one day of hunting can net upwards of 7,500 dollars!
once harvested, the gummy worms are taken to a local processing plant, where they are slaughtered, dried, treated, and portioned. a single kilogram of artisan worms typically requires about 5 to 8 girthy worms to produce!
finally, the prepared gummy worms are shipped off to store shelves, where they will be enjoyed as a sweet and slightly-fishy delicacy by kids and kidults alike.
(from ig @ leciramlipaopao)
The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?