Connor McJesus

Not really Mcdavid. Making Eichel look like a peewee player since 97. Drawing pens and wheeling tens

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Yo,might blow this series against the Greyhounds so I can tear it up with Crosby at the Worlds and bully Taylor Hall.It's my team now mortal

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Throwin strikes like BU throwin pucks into their own net @TerrierHockey. https://t.co/wcu83uuOIg

[Erie Otters 🦦 @ErieOtters]

He scores goals & throws strikes. @cmcdavid97 does it all! Thanks to @FdoAguirreCEO & @erie_seawolves for the invite!

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

If Taylor Hall still thinks he's still the Oilers centrepiece he's gonna be in for a shock when I roll up in a fuckin limo to training camp

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

I'm demanding that the Oilers sign Jarret Stoll. Yak, the McJesus, and that animal getting blasted at Edmonton bars would be legendary ahaha

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

EDMONTON RELAX YOUR SAVIOUR MCJESUS IS COMING FUCK MAN ATLEAST ITS BUFFALO SHIT THO ITS STILL EDMONTON AKA THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS LOL WTF MAN

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

If Buffalo wins the draft lottery I'm gonna play in Europe instead with Kovalchuck and just get fat off eating German pretzels lol who cares

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Blues fan strokin his dirty playoff beard gettin right into the action #Geter https://t.co/25F6Fin6yl

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Buffalo better realize that if they draft me I'll be living in Miami gettin trashed scorin ass and fly to buffalo on my jet for games

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

So first Eichel cries after losing a hockey game and now he's dressing like this. Holy shit this guys a loser lol wtf

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Jack Eichel crying after losing NCAA championship. I wonder if he'll cry at the draft when he goes second to me lol

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

So what Dylan Strome won OHL scoring title. Kids still a weirdo he's always asking me to hangout and play Destiny with him wtf

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

I've got 100 points in 38 games. You losers better stop debating between me and that Eichel kid because I am a fucking Super God.

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

It's ok Evander Kane I'll demand coach to let us wear track suits to the rink. I'll throw any suits in the shower lol who cares it's Buffalo

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Stupid OHL still makes me go to school everyday even though I'm the only reason why their league makes any money at all. Erie girls suck too

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

No shock @TSNBobMcKenzie ranked me #1 prospect.Really hoping the Sabres trade their pick.Dirt hole like Buffalo is no place for an all star.

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

The CHL prospects game is brutal, all I here is Don Cherry and Nick Kypreos arguing on the other bench on how to stop me (McJesus) #TeamOrr

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Playin for the Oilers would blow, I hear Taylor Hall just gets trashed at Moxie's and targets 10's but scores 6's after every game. Wow.

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Took the time out of my day to take a pic with 2 of my fans

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

At least if Carolina drafts me next year I can work on my tan and score groups of Milfs that go to Myrtle beach for girls weekend #McJesus

[Connor McJesus @97McJesus]

Sucks being back in Erie place is a shithole, miss making fun of Nick Ritchie and drowning in ass every night at the World Jr's. #McJesus