Sean Fergusson

How long is a piece of string?

[Sean Fergusson @redwingferg]

@NHL_Muse Jock Callander

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Presenting arguably the worst take ever …

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What kind of emergency requires you to blow a guy on an airplane?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Actual conversation that occurred in nearly every American home at some point during the 80s:

“Dad, what’s dysentery?”

“It means you got the shits. Real bad.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mike Cubbage hit .282 in 1978 which is still the American League record for a 48-year-old lesbian.

[Brad Krysko WWP @BradKrysko]

MAKE A GODDAMN SAVE

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you were a female marine biologist in the 70s, you worked topless and smoked Tiparillos. Everybody knows that.

[Sean Fergusson @redwingferg]

@TonyKhan @AEW @MercedesVarnado @YukaSakazaki @TBSNetwork @SportsonMax Why the fuck would anyone want to see this???

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“We moved it down the fallopian tube but we’ve gotta do a better job of converting on opportunities when we reach the egg and that starts with me.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Here’s how I would’ve approached a playoff game if I hadn’t gone 8-8 every year …”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Please refrain from smoking while you are synchronized shitting. Thank you.

- The Management

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You know you’ve finally bottomed out when you pour a whiskey in your fucking Neil Sedaka cup and reflect upon why the laughter in the rain of your life has fallen silent.

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

So now we all know what Charlton Heston felt like when he saw the Statue of Liberty at the finish of Planet of the Apes.

[The Great Brian Last @GreatBrianLast]

That was one of the worst endings to a wrestling pay-per-view I have ever seen. #AEWWrestleDream

[Sean Fergusson @redwingferg]

@DailyLVRaiders @RaidersBeat Clown Show of an Organization

[Sean Fergusson @redwingferg]

@BannerComedy

[GrappleClips @GrappleClips]

WCW World Title Match

Champion Booker T
vs
Challenger WCW US/Hardcore/Cruiserweight Champion
Lance Storm

WCW Nitro
August 7, 2000

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You can’t handle Cheers after hours.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you’re over 30, you’ll also hear this tweet …

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing says “responsible motorist” quite like clearing the windshield of your Buick Regal with a PBR ice scraper …

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tom Selleck once got an at-bat in a Tigers-Reds spring training game. Yes, I’m dead fucking serious.