Jeff Greer

Father of two boys and affiliate marketer. #marketing #affiliate

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LMFAO:

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Thank you Google Analytics, for making sure I type Anal at least once every day.

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Pro Tip: Drink from the bottle and never have to worry if the glass is half empty or half full.

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WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

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Shout out to Head and Shoulders. Who the fu*k shampoos their shoulders?

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if i text u first you are probably amazing

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Of course I accept your apology but I'm going to throw it in your face the next time you piss me off

~Women

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Kinda want to be 18, kinda want to be 8

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still using pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust

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That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.

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Ed Sheeran understands women more than women understand themselves

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Canadian graffiti is just them painting unnecessary u's on everything

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If by healthy lifestyle you mean Jack Daniels and a cigarette at 3am, then yes, I nailed it.

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i like people who i can be mean with like those people are usually my best friends

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i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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*eats 5000 calories* “no it’s ok I drank like a LOT of water today so I’m still healthy”

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me: it’s ok i’m not mad
me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

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I wish I could re-live some nights.

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I cannot stand people who do things just for attention

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I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.