Sheridan Smith

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“what if it’s a girl?”

my man and his friends:

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

not the point but they are SO fucking ugly

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

I’m apparently shunned in my family bcz one of my great aunts said “aren’t you nervous for your husband to watch the kids all day?” I said, “no? I didn’t marry a fckn loser” apparently that upset alot of the women in my family who did in fact, marry losers who can’t even watch their own kids.

Anyways, what yall doing for the holidays?

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I don’t even listen to Cardi, but let’s be real, her kids are minors and she never marketed her music to kids. Parenting your kids isn’t Cardi’s job. What your kids hear is on you as the parent 👍🏽

[Trafalgar D. Tina 🏴‍☠️ @JujutsuBby]

look at all them holes, just ✨magnificent✨

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Let's normalize this, Dead pedophiles don't rape!

[susa @prinkasusa]

Then marry your mom. Women are looking for partners, not grown sons.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

that moment when a flashback hits, and your whole mood changes in seconds

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

Inside Out 2 showed exactly why you can’t let anxiety take over, no pun intended.

Its depiction of a panic attack was surprisingly realistic and one of the film’s most powerful moments.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[solé @layxsnv]

Me wondering if I have anger issues or if everyone is just stupid

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men.
You can't get pregnant.

Sit down when abortion is discussed.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When you’re minding your business and a random memory changes the entire mood.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs

[рыбь позор 🏳️‍🌈 @obviously_snow]

экшуалли эти видео неплохая иллюстрация что гомофобия это намеренное действие и каждодневный выбор постоянной ненависти разъедающей твой мозг до состояния плесени и что в результате это только усложнит твою жизнь

[susa @prinkasusa]

It’s always “a woman should close her legs if she doesn’t want to get pregnant” and never “a man should keep his dick in his pants if he’s not going to take responsibility for a child.”

[molly 😷🍉 @heymolls]

i say this with love in my heart, but asking this level of performance from one direction would have killed those boys graveyard dead

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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