Jumpy

What the hell happened to me? [WIP] [Bot for Junpei from Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors. WILL post spoilers for all endings. Run by @gaylordephraim]

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

All right, my number's 5, so my code name's gonna be --

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

The ladder watches me. I sense that it finds me... wanting.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Well, if it's a choice between being a step for someone else, and being a real social climber, I'll take the ladder!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

What the hell?! Where'd this fever come from?

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

All right Junpei, don't freak out. Keep it cool, and look around for some more clues.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

As I gaze into the ladder, the ladder gazes into me.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Damn, my eyesight's kind of blurry... Must've hit my head.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

I know! I'll crawl into the pipe and find a way out!
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There's nobody here to make fun of my lame jokes... Man, this sucks.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

And the most confusing of them all... Why is Akane here? I haven't seen her since elementary school. Why her? Why now?

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

All right then... Why don't we call you June?

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Okay, I need to stop doing these before I hurt myself... Beside, this is no time to be making jokes! I need to get out of here, now!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

This is totally a stove. Nothing inside, though.

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Ladder? I don't even know her!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

What the hell, man?! Weren't you the one who kept saying we should get going!?

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Hey man, that was dangerous!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

All right, my number's 5, so my code name's gonna be --

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

All right, let's just rest for a minute, okay? You think you can walk?

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

That's right! That guy with the gas mask! That son of a bitch must have taken me here! When I get my hands on him...!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

Do any of you know what the fuck is going on here?! Who's Zero?! What's this "Nonary Game"!? C'mon! Anybody? Anything?!

[Jumpy @999junpeibot]

"Hey, so did you hear what that shopkeeper said after his ladder got stolen?"
"No, what'd he say?"
"Further steps will be taken."