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[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Erling Haaland on breaking down in tears after Norway’s 2–1 extra-time defeat to England in the FIFA World Cup.

🗣️ “Those tears weren’t because I missed out on a semi-final. They came because I felt like I had let an entire nation down. When you wear the Norway shirt, you don’t just play for yourself you play for every child dreaming in the streets, every family watching from home, and every supporter who believed in us. That weight is impossible to describe.”

“People will see me crying and call it weakness. Let them. I call it love. If losing for your country doesn’t break your heart, then football doesn’t mean enough to you. I would rather cry after giving everything than smile knowing I could have done more.”

“I looked around that dressing room and saw teammates devastated. Some couldn’t speak. Some were staring at the floor. Others were crying just like I was. That’s when it truly hit me. Our dream was over. All the sacrifices, all the hard work, all the belief… gone in a single night.”

“To every Norway supporter, I’m sorry we couldn’t give you one more match. You deserved to see us in the semi-finals. You stood by us from the first minute of this tournament until the last, and hearing you sing even after the final whistle made the pain even harder to take. We heard you. We felt your love.”

“England were better when it mattered most, and they deserve credit. But don’t think this defeat will break us. It will stay with me for the rest of my life. Every time I train, every time I score, every time I wear this badge again, I’ll remember this night and the tears that came with it.”

“This isn’t goodbye to our dream. It’s a painful chapter in our story. Right now my heart is broken, and nothing can change that. But I promise the people of Norway one thing we will get back up. We will fight again. And one day, these tears will be replaced by tears of joy. Until then, I’ll carry this pain with me every single day.”

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Erling Haaland’s sister humbling him. If you have a sister, you know.

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey buddy. its me, the abyss. just wanted to say please stop gazing into me. its making me feel really uncomfortable and i've been trying to show you how it feels by gazing back at you but clearly that is not helping the situation so. please just knock it off okay

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

As a non footy watcher I’ve heard Christian Pulisic’s name as a star for years and I ain’t never seen him do a damn thing

[karlee @kar__lee]

Is Christian Pulisic a player that shows up in the big moments? No. Is he good leader? No. Does he have a charisma? No. Does he at least have good morals? No.

[j @thickyrubio]

Good on her for saying it because every time the US has a pants shitting embarrassing loss the first thing we get is a retired guy like Dempsey saying how proud they are and how much heart the team showed. Those dudes played like complete ass tonight and people should say so.

[Matt Grossenbach @MattGrossenbach]

USA went from most hated team in the world to most hated team in the world in mere hours

[SnoopyVibes @SnoopyVibep4]

🐾🧘‍♂️

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

FIFA announcer: “Kansas City is the only town I’ve been in the entire world where the sun goes down but it doesn’t get any cooler”

Yeah dude …we know

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Composition (Petit univers), by Joan Miró, 1933, 📸 by @morgantencza for @FortyOneMag

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering all @FIFAWorldCup refs free LASIK...

[KC Sports Network @KCSportsNetwork]

On June 29, 1983, Joe Delaney lost his life while attempting to save three children from drowning. His selflessness left a legacy that extends far beyond football.

Chiefs Kingdom will never forget ❤️

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

1. The White House isn’t 250 years old

2. That eagle looks familiar

3. 11 stars? Cool, cool.

Trading the dog whistle for a megaphone

[Dion @2024dion]

welcome to KC BABY