Elon Pask

Parody account

[Elon Pask @99NerdAlert]

Kui tunned, et oled siin elus millegi peale mõttetult palju aega raisanud, siis mõtle sellele, et on inimesi kes tegid endale kunagi jalgratturi juhiloa.

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@sashameetsrus @Alex_Oloyede2 Your posts are shit. Fuck off back to Pootin

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@MyronGainesX @Freehumanidv0y @louistheroux So you're not man enough to give it to her?

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@GabeZZOZZ Russia is a parasite

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@Eliseevanews Vatnik says what?

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@IndiaTales7 Probably cause he's a fucking psychopath

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@lesbomaania 30 minutilised pausid on natuke liiga pikad 🥲🥲

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@MartinEhala Tõmba normiks tra

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@nyrim2tas @yeahghman Ja isegi praegu osad madalalaubalised kisendavad, et meil on politseiriik

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@jh_kitten @locojustxn @avysawstars They don't need to be interns. They just don't have control over the plot because they are not writers

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@jh_kitten @locojustxn @avysawstars These posts would be queerbaiting ONLY IF they came from the Duffer brothers who have actual control over what happens in the series. Noah can enjoy the show just as we do and person managing Netflix acc-s, could just be a Byler and that's all there is to it.

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@elmikewill That doesn't make ST homophobic. Writers don't owe you anything and they create they story as they see fit. If you want satisfying representation, create your own damn show

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@yeongsamfruit @themindflayer Mike always liked Eleven. Y'all just delusional.

[Elon Pask @99NerdAlert]

Seems like there are two types of Stranger Things fans right now:
1. People who hate it because of “queerbaiting”.
2. People who hate it because “too much gay”

And both need to shut the fuck up already 🙂

#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5vol2 #byler

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

The girl-bossing in Stranger Things S5 is another example of how this show has fallen off…

Nancy Wheeler, who is 5 ft. nothing 90 lbs soaking wet, is like a Navy SEAL and John Wick combined, taking out highly-trained military personnel. She also broke up with her bf because she need “don’t need no man” and needs to be “independent” so she can “find herself” 🙄

Mrs. Wheeler is also portrayed as a certified badass that can fight against a FREAKIN’ Demogorgon with JUST A WINE BOTTLE, injure the creature, while everyone else gets mauled immediately, somehow the attack, gets a bunch of love from her kids, while her husband is neither talked about, nor shown any care/sympathy for by the characters. AND then she’s able to take our Demo Dogs in a pivotal scene in episode 7…

Robin’s character has been elevated to a main character for “LGBTQ representation” only, randomly having more answers to the problems the group faces than most of the boys, & she is portrayed as one of the most vital characters simply because she’s gay. She’s basically a yoda-like mentor figure who helps Will “reach his full potential” by encouraging him to embrace his homosexuality.

Eleven’s sister is a total waste of a character that serves the purpose of causing a rift between her & the men that care for her the most, Hopper & Mike. She’s even trying to convince Eleven that settling down in a place far away from the horrors of Hawkins with the love of her life, is dumb.

The Duffer brothers/Netflix have diminished great, foundational, male characters so they can elevate women. Just one of many dumb decisions this show has made.

[Elon Pask @99NerdAlert]

@labububaddragon @CisnePelado That's reading into it.
First of all - those are memes.
Memes are posted from Netflix accounts, not by the writers (Netflix doesn't have control of what happens in the show). Imo people managing those accounts are also just Bylers. Calling it a queerbaiting is reaching

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@youngbucksclub @whizv4l @willphobicc Some Bylers are still saying “nah, It's gonna happen”.
Like jfc, how delusional can someone be 😭😭

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@hawkinsforeverx @Stranger_Things There have been no clear signs of Mike being gay whatsoever. Y'all just delusional and now mad that your ship didn't happen. Even if Mike was gay/bi, that doesn't mean, he has to be with Will. Istg, Bylers have weird obsession with gay teenagers

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This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 queerbaiting👏🏻

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@varrovooglaid Sina oma sõnavõttudega peaksid suurema uurimise all olema (minu arvamus)

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Ohoh vaata aga, kes tagasi on. 16 aastased said selleks aastaks otsa?

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@im_messi_fangal @netflix There were a lot of things wrong with season 4 but change of actors actually didn'it bother me as much as I thought it would