Mike McM

Bringing laughter to Twitter since Monday.
Pattern Seer make you thinker.

Be the idiot you want to see in the world.
- Ghandi.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@901Lulu He's not telling the truth.
Truth is never confusing.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

Unrelated story just in.....

The entire nation of Ireland has announced they will be soon moving to the U.S.

Rosie O'Donnell Confirms Move to Ireland, Will Return to U.S. 'When It's Safe for All Citizens to Have Equal Rights' https://t.co/zOt4sO9Trh via @people

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@danriccio_ Unfortunately the NBA is forever opposed to it. No league wants to do business in Canada.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@PicturesFoIder I love it.
Fake tough guy meets real tough guy.
Gets his portion of what he deals out.
Justice.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@InternetH0F A bottle of water.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@SNJeffBlair Jays lucky Blair wasnt doing post games this weekend. No Sugar Tonite.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@ColinCowherd Happy I lived long enough to see
a Celtics team quit on the court.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@ArizonaCoyotes Counter offer. Get 10 likes and move the team in 48hrs.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@clownworld So men can get pregnant.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@historyinmemes Be looking at the man like he a rack a ribs.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@fasc1nate He didn't age well.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@theJagmeetSingh Maybe China can help move the political process. Give Xi a call and have a chit chat

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@drex I love this
I can hear Drex voice loud and clear
haha

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@dangotoole Atta boy Dan O'
Atta boy....

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@ScottRintoul Straight fire Hot take from Daughter 2.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@w_terrence Whoopi G be looking more and more
like Prop Joe from The Wire.

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@garymasonglobe I ran into a guy with tears in his eyes.
He thanked me for winning WW2.
He was just as nuts as the fella you ran into.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@TheSuzieHunter Define 'Woman'.

[Mike McM @99mikeike]

@danriccio_ I think the jersey toss has 'jumped the shark'.

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@Linaset What's the record for most games with jerseys thrown in a season?
Gotta be the Sabres. This was the 4th game i think for Rogers arena.