intellectual dumbass

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[Unregistered Hypercam 2 @kyukumba]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

you dont wear your nightguard for 2 weeks and finally put it in again and realize your whole upper row of teeth have shifted an inch i swear to god

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

i have to be the baddest bitch in the backrooms

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

i’m gonna be the first person who’s manifesto starts with “there used to be a dollar menu at mcdonalds”

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

i get so gay off that dirty dr pepper

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

Virginia voters every few months

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Catholic Converts, you *will* love your neighbor as you love yourself. You *will* attend Mass at Our Lady of Guadalupe and not be weird when the bulletin is also printed in Spanish. You *will* wonder how there's enough demand for a Polish Mass but decide it's not your problem.

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

i’m realizing now that dog didn’t birth 101 dalmations. like 85 of them were just adopted

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

jorah mormont

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

white people be like i don’t like how me and my grandma left things

[evil mika @mikareverse]

new job and they're paying $85 per hour!! im so excited! #blessed #grateful

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

hey assholes I’ve told you for the last time to stop moving the key to the security office! i’m putting it back in the dirty bathtub on the third floor WHERE IT BELONGS!!!

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

It’s very difficult to be Polish

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

reading the tracklist for Relapse

[intellectual dumbass @99smithing]

looks aside, alexandra daddario was a horrible pick for this role. these are supposed to be middle schoolers and she looks at least 25. she also looks nothing like the book annabeth (which i don’t care about but a lot of people do apparently) so the point is moot

[Severus @SeverusChud]

Raceswapping Annabeth might actually be the biggest downgrade ever

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!