Alaska95

“Dude, You’re just mad cause you’re angry” ~myg0t dadcop2, 2012.

[Alaska95 @9Alaska5]

@kaceytron waking up in the morning knowing I will never acquire a woman that looks like this with her priorities straight 😭😭😭

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@TobyTurner Toby you need to try this thing called cocaine! It’ll help you post more tweets and enhance your tweets even more!

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@shoooobb Niggas wanna ask questions and act like Google doesn’t exist 🤦🤦

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@TheGoblinnn Sounds like you need to eat a salad every once in awhile fat fuck.

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@ModReflexion How many fucking piss foam posts do I need to see on my timeline

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@RubenRodInSa Hey @grok what level of retardation is this? And how do we achieve such levels of retard of unfathomable max level retardedness

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@RickJames191954 A woman comedian talking about sex? Such a brilliant comic. Bravo my dear 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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@windyfox475791 Literally who the fuck are these people and why do we care?
… Must be a slow news day for you

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@pastramifries Wait until your neighbor finds out you want to fuck kids. That’ll be something to wake up to at 5 AM 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@KARNAGEclan Wait when did this come out? I might have to buy black ops 7 after all just for this mode

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@FoxyyChar Everytime this chud does something with a little charisma and energy his fans go ballistic like who is his target demographic? Children?

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@DiscussingFilm Shit nobody asked for.

[Stormdrain @Stormdrain__]

@planet_Beasts I mean, I guess they're a bit stronger but I'd still win. Just literally run in circles until it's exhausted. Humans are among the absolute top endurance hunters in the world, beyond even wolves.

Then like a Komodo dragon just a final killing blow should suffice.

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@Stormdrain__ @planet_Beasts S Tier level quality bait.

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@SwoleBenjiYT @shitpost_game Stolen valor. I’m the DDR Extreme national world champion, not you buddy.

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@BiggyChug @shitpost_game Based.

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@MercWitDaM0uth @Asopopout @DiscussingFilm Ikr 😂😂😂

Bro is straight glazing on sony cock it’s disgusting

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@Asopopout @DiscussingFilm You wanna lube up before you glaze?

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@sorolop123 @RockstarSupport 4 months later…

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@sorolop123 @RockstarSupport I sent this reply back in February you dumb shit. Are you on dialup?