Nazeer 🐐

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Here's the video. Don't bother playing if you cannot stand it.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[ajay @1meajay]

so all the boys for your babe dm dey "disturb" her 😂

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

“A good man will love you no matter what your past is like”

That man na your papa no be me.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

When a man gets quiet, pay attention. Something is changing..

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

na only God sabi where my age mates dey see money, e con be like say I no de try 😭

[Laxmi Rani Bodana @lax97981]

BREAKING: STOP DELETING PHOTOS WHEN YOUR PHONE SAYS STORAGE FULL.

The real junk is hiding somewhere else entirely.

I freed 22GB in 15 minutes without deleting a single memory.

Here's exactly where to look 👇

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Nobody talks about how girls raised by single moms turn up to be straight hoes

[Nazeer 🐐 @9azeer02]

@GalenAsh She seems to be enjoying it because she didn't fight back

[BODE @neverelent]

i been picking myself up since i was a kid i promise i will be alright

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I recall one time, someone was advising me to pay my tithe.

So I said who am I to pay the tithe to?

He said to God of course.

So I asked him to give me God's account number.

He kept quiet.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

There is no greater "tithing" like the money you give to your parents, siblings, friends or strangers.

And you certainly do not need your pastor or church to do that on your behalf.

If you're married with kids, what you spend on them is your tithe.

Leave scammers.

End.

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary.

We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash.

He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly.

Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂

As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily.

Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

[superdad @udysznx]

the day wey e go finally click, tears go comot my eye. i go cry bro

[Smart 6ix9ine @Smart6ix9]

Why is this girl trending 👀

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

una sure say all these playful “e no go better for you” no dey turn reality?

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

JUST IN: "NIGERIA 🇳🇬 GEO-POLITICAL ZONE BILL 2026

[1] As of October 1 2026, Nigeria’s six geo-political zones will become official and constitutional organs of government. This means that there will be four tiers of administration in Nigeria - Federal, Zonal, State and Local governments

[2] Nigeria will have six geo-political zones, with each being made up of seven states. Our constitution will prohibit the creation of any more states after these 42

[3] As part of this restructure, we will abolish the federal allocation regime and replace it with resource control under which states will remain the federating units. Revenue distribution will be as follows - States: 50%; Federation account: 20%; Geo-political zones: 15%; National trust fund: 15%. We shall gradually migrate towards this to achieve our targeted goal by 2040

[4] Geopolitical zones will be responsible for maintaining regional police forces to augment the activities of the Nigerian Police Force

[5] Each geopolitical zone will be constitutionally obliged to generate, distribute and transmit electricity within its domain

[6] Every year, the chairman of the geopolitical zone will rotate among the six governors within it. A chief executive will be appointed to manage what will be a civil service structure

[7] Ultimate authority for the governing of each geo-political zone rests with the committee of governors. There will also be committees of commissioners to deal with matters such as education, health, housing, transport, security, etc

[8] Each geopolitical zone authority will be responsible for secondary specialist healthcare. They will build specialist hospitals in areas such as oncology, HIV/Aids, renal failure, dementia, reproductive health, dermatology, etc

[9] These will be the 42 states that make up the six geopolitical zones:

South-South
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] West Izon State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Odo Oya State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[10] If any state is unable to meet its running costs, its geopolitical zone is constitutionally obliged to step in and bail it out. If not, the federal government will declare a state of emergency in that state"

This is Renewed Hope. May Nigeria 🇳🇬 rise again and be a nation of blessing and prosperity to ALL!🙏

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

You’re free to choose but you’re not free from the consequences of your choice.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Our biggest downfall as men, is that after you finally win, we sit down to eat with women who never starved with us.

[Nazeer 🐐 @9azeer02]

@DrKalu_ @BDuct He can't do shit Kidnapp one state governor to support your claim.