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[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@SarkinMota_AMF Dear Brother,

This is not to disparage you or your achievement. But you see that organization- Chartered Institute of Public Resources Management and Politics (CIPRMP), is a fraudulent organization. They are not different from the ppl that sang praise song for Oga @SirJarus

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@39billion I want to commend you for what you have been doing on these streets.
However, I'll like you to approach your picks from the standpoint of data and statistics. Assuming you don't delete your settled games, can we run a model to determine which options have loss/win rate

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@Letter_to_Jack Google "NCCF FAMILY SONG"

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@Letter_to_Jack Check out this video, "higher and higher we will go" https://t.co/yrE66KDjiC

[INEC Nigeria @inecnigeria]

INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION

PRESS STATEMENT

RE: ALLEGED MISUSE OF AUTHORISED ACCESS CREDENTIALS AND UNAUTHORISED DISCLOSURE OF INFORMATION FROM THE COMMISSION’S CONTINUOUS VOTER REGISTRATION (CVR) DATABASE

The attention of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has been drawn to allegations currently circulating on social media and in some sections of the media regarding the alleged unauthorised access to the Commission's Continuous Voter Registration (CVR) database and the subsequent publication of information on a candidate in the recent primaries of a political party in the Federal Capital Territory.

The Commission takes this allegation seriously and has immediately commenced a thorough investigation to establish the facts surrounding the incident.

As part of the ongoing Continuous Voter Registration (CVR) exercise nationwide, authorised INEC Registration Officers were granted controlled access to specific components of the CVR system to enable them register new applicants, process requests for transfer of registration and update voter records where necessary. Such access is restricted to official duties only and is withdrawn at the conclusion of the exercise.

The audit trail from the preliminary investigation has enabled the Commission to identify the user account through which the information was accessed. Accordingly, relevant personnel have been questioned, and all units connected with the incident are cooperating fully with the investigation.

The Commission is also examining all technical, administrative and operational factors associated with the matter in order to establish individual responsibility and determine the circumstances surrounding the use of those credentials and identify any breach of internal access-control protocols before taking appropriate action against anyone involved.

Preliminary findings from the Commission's audit trail so far, however, indicate that there was no external breach of the CVR database, no hacking incident, and no unauthorised external access to the Commission's ICT infrastructure. Rather, the information in question was accessed through valid user credentials assigned to personnel participating in the ongoing CVR exercise but released without authority.

The incident under investigation relates to the retrieval of a specific voter record and does not indicate any compromise of the Commission's broader voter registration infrastructure or the personal data of over 90 million registered voters.

The Commission wishes to state categorically that it takes the security, confidentiality and integrity of voter data with the utmost seriousness and remains committed to transparency, institutional integrity, and the protection of voters' personal information.

Furthermore, the Department of State Services (DSS), on its own accord, has commenced an independent investigation into the matter. The Commission will continue to cooperate fully with all relevant security agencies and will not hesitate to refer any person found culpable for appropriate legal action.

Members of the public and the media are therefore urged to disregard unfounded speculations while investigations remain ongoing. The Commission will continue to keep the public informed of its final findings and any measures taken in response to the incident in due course.

Mohammed Kudu Haruna National Commissioner and Chairman, Information and Voter Education Committee (IVEC)
2nd June, 2026

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@inecnigeria You are agreeing here that a crime has been committed.

The INEC official that gave unrestricted access to unauthorized persons could have done worse, you are yet to find.

Says so much about the credibility of INEC as an umpire in the forthcoming general elections.

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@akankwase @UnitedAlex7 Makes two fools.

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

Coochie with staphylococcus aureus tastes better. More like some aged champagne with a touch of salmonella...

You'll love it!

[Dharmmy🀄️❤️ @Dharmilolarr01]

Just finished eating coochie, yall lied. This is tasteless fgs, never eating again

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@Dharmilolarr01 Coochie with staphylococcus aureus tastes better. More like some aged champagne with a touch of salmonella...

You'll love it!

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

Same boss have bought exotic cars, donated millions to causes on X and invested in many businesses on this space.

He is here.

Less than 20 followers. No profile pics. Just strolling endlessly on X at his spare time.

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

I recall one time on Real Estate Twitter, one of the big influencers on this platform posted about some properties worth billions. Coincidentally, I was with my boss - a revered king from Southwest, HRM peeped through my phone and was interested.

Deal concluded in 3 minutes!

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

If you run a business or offer services on X, you already know this truth: Some of the biggest opportunities often come from accounts with what is considered “small” followings.
Last year, an individual with just 162 followers slid into my DMs.
Their first brief? A major tracking job for his loan company and auto dealership. We had to trace 63 contacts and recover details on over 50 individuals who either took loans or cars on credit and vanished.
Today, he’s still one of our biggest clients — on full retainer.
And guess what? He still has under 170 followers.
Moral:
Don’t sleep on the “small” accounts.
Sometimes they’re the ones who actually pay well and stay loyal.
Quality over huge numbers. Always

[Wealthy Anon @wealthyanon]

@9jaBazaar If you're a girl then yes

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@wealthyanon 🤣

I identify as a girl... Just how I feel right now!

I'm at liberty to choose my gender.

[Wealthy Anon @wealthyanon]

I'm the Idiot Who Keeps Showing Up 🤡

I'm a worker in Germany. Didn't take a single sick day last year. Not one this year either. I drag myself in with a sore throat, take an Ibuprofen at my desk, hit my deadlines.

And every year I watch this play out around me.

Here's the playbook anyone working in Germany has seen it run a dozen times:

Step 1 — Get in on a shortage-occupation visa. Germany is desperate for nurses, doctors, IT people, engineers. If you have an Approbation or the right diploma, the residence permit is almost automatic. The most cynical version of this is in healthcare itself: some of the people who'll later milk the Krankenstand system are the same ones the system was begging to recruit.

Step 2 — Be a model employee for exactly six months. During Probezeit they can fire you for almost any reason, so for half a year you're the polished version of yourself. Spotless attendance. Volunteer for the rough shift. Smile in every meeting. No sniffles, no Montagskrankheit, nothing. Six months of theater.

Step 3 — The day Probezeit ends, go see your Hausarzt. Now Kündigungsschutz kicks in. Firing you becomes a months-long legal project no normal employer will take on. You walk into a Praxis known to be generous, say "Erschöpfung" or "Rückenschmerzen" something that can't be disproved and walk out with a four-week Krankschreibung. Full pay, no questions. Since COVID you don't even have to show up in person; a phone call does it.

Step 4 — Cycle. Work a few weeks, get another AU-Bescheinigung, take it overlapping with school holidays or a flight somewhere warm. Lohnfortzahlung runs six weeks at full salary before the Krankenkasse takes over at 70 percent, so most people land back at their desk before that threshold and reset the clock. Rinse, repeat. Year after year.

This is not a hypothetical. It is discussed openly at family dinners. It is passed between colleagues on smoke breaks. There are WhatsApp groups dedicated to which Praxen will sign anything you put in front of them.

And the bill comes due everywhere. Germany sits near the top of European Krankenstand rankings, with the average worker out fifteen-plus days a year. Employers pay tens of billions in Lohnfortzahlung. Krankenkassen raise their Zusatzbeitrag every January because the math has stopped working. Politicians occasionally mumble about Karenztage and get shouted down within the week. Nobody wants to say it out loud: a meaningful chunk of this isn't sickness. It's a benefit being quietly extracted by people who learned the rules.

The ones paying are the ones who don't play. Higher contributions every payslip. Heavier workloads because half the team is on AU. A Gesundheitssystem collapsing under costs that include a substantial line item for sick notes that have nothing to do with being sick.

I keep showing up. I'm starting to wonder why.

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@BinanceAfrica #BinanceAfrica

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@dammiedammie35 "The cows follow the grass - that is what they feed on. The bushes are inhabitable because of bandits. Flush out the bandits and we'll take our cows back into the bushes!"

This is an indictment.

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@DrJoeAbah I thought you know things, Baba?

[Oby Ezekwesili @obyezeks]

A WARNING TO THE PRESIDENT @officialABAT , GOVERNMENT @NigeriaGov , @nassnigeria @NGRSenate @HouseNGR Governors’ Forum @NGFSecretariat and State Houses of Assembly AND THE NIGERIAN POLITICAL CLASS OF NIGERIA AT LARGE:

DO NOT DARE WISH OUR CHILDREN “HAPPY CHILDREN’S DAY” TODAY .

To the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, the Vice President, the Governors of the 36 States, the Federal Executive Council, the Members of the National Assembly, the State Houses of Assembly, and the entire political class that has captured and destroyed the Nigeria State:

Do not dare.

Do not dare open your mouths on May 27 to wish Nigerian children a “Happy Children’s Day.” Do not dare release the recycled, ghost-written platitudes your media handlers have already drafted. Do not dare stand in front of cameras, surrounded by carefully arranged children in matching uniforms, to perform a tenderness you have never extended to the millions of Nigerian children you have abandoned, betrayed, and condemned to lives of suffering.

You have no moral standing to wish anything to Nigerian children. None.

Consider what you are dishonorably wishing them.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the 39 students and 7 teachers seized only days ago, on 15 May 2026, from a secondary school and two primary schools in Ahoro Esinele community in Oriire district of Oyo State- children aged between two and sixteen , snatched from the southwest in a chilling expansion of a terror that you swore would be confined to the north.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the 25 schoolgirls of the Government Girls Comprehensive Secondary School in Maga, Wasagu/Danko, Kebbi State, taken from their hostel at dawn on 18 November 2025, after gunmen killed the vice principal and most of whom are still missing as I write.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the 303 students and 12 teachers of St. Mary’s Catholic Primary and Secondary School in Papiri, Niger State, seized on 21 November 2025 - children aged 10 to 18, boys and girls- whose abduction forced more than 20,000 Nigerian schools to close indefinitely .

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the 287 students of the Government Secondary School in Kuriga, Kaduna State, taken by gunmen on motorcycles on 7 March 2024 in broad daylight while you and your political colleagues posed for swearing-in photographs.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the 15 children of Gidan Bakuso, Sokoto State, seized from their boarding school on 9 March 2024 as they slept.

You are wishing to the Chibok girls- over 90 of whom are still missing, twelve years after April 14, 2014, while you have moved on, and for your repugnant luxury, speedily rebuilt and redecorated Aso Villa, bought opulent hideous cars, and rotated power among yourselves as if those girls never existed. But their parents who gave birth to them continue to grieve and daily rain curses on the evil leaders that have shown no empathy towards them and their abducted daughters.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the children of Dapchi, Kankara, Kagara, Jangebe, Afaka, Greenfield, Bethel Baptist, Tegina - and to the many whose abductions never made the headlines because Nigeria had run out of capacity to grieve.

You are wishing “Happy Children’s Day” to the at least 1,799 students seized in a dozen of the largest abductions since Chibok , and to the 670 children affected by at least 10 school kidnappings in less than two years - a litany of horror compiled not by your security agencies, but by international human rights organisations doing the work your government refuses to do.

Part One ………..

[Naija Bazaar @9jaBazaar]

@abikeade_mii It was from Alumoni they coined Aluminum