𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔)

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[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

May Allah grant my mom safe passage to the highest level of paradise, Ameen. 🙏

March 25 2025

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

University Lecturer’s trying to identify the person that said;

“We have another class sir”

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

I sha dey wonder why mosquitoes come plenty this days 😳🤨

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

Cinderella is real?? 😳🤯

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

When I sleep with lights off
Vs
When someone puts the light on during my sleep

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“That artist that gets nominated for Grammy every year” 😭😔

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“I’m a Life coach”

You don come this life before?? So how tf do you know what life is about 🤨😒

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“Before AI we had Indian movies” 😭😭😂

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

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[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“Omoo na you dey hot oo”

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“What of that girl wey you say u go marry even if she cheat”

me:

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“But you used to collect extra sheet back in school”

just give me your wallet bruh 😭

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“You’re a big girl nau”

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

“That game wey we play don drop”

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

Na to change country oo 😭😭

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

How do i explain to my boss that the money he gave me on the 31st is finished and i need more.

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

La fisszz

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

Teamwork makes the dream work baby..

[𝓢 𝓪 𝓶 💔🦅 @juststfusmog]

“Hello croco baby…, I brought you food”

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

I’m tired fr 😔💔

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

Can they also invent bluetooth phone charger..😭😭

[𝕌𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠 (っ◔◡◔) @9ja_phoenix]

I no fit enter gbese for new month.. 😭😂