MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!!

Sarcastic. Correct me if I'm right. A woman's husband. Madly sane. A Nillionaire!!! He/Him

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

Twitter verification doesn't mean one has more wisdom or intelligence, it doesn't mean much.
Remember Buhari is verified. https://t.co/O46StJukKC

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

@Oluwanifise13 That’ll be doing the right thing, right?
No they won’t do that, they’ll rather pretend to be doing the right thing.

[Sam Amadi @SamAmadi]

Renewed Tragedy

I finished a TV analysis on the sack of the Ministers of Finance and Housing and a director in a federal ministry called me. It was one of the most emotional discussions I have had in recent time. This guy told me how many technocrats are destroyed by Tinubu’s government refusal to release money for projects. The budget goes to political funds as the World Bank reported. This director said he had never seen this level of state capture. He knew Doris would be downgraded the day she said the truth against official lie. And perhaps that is why a Squeler, an taxation evangelist without candor like Oyedele would replace Edu.

He wailed and prayed that somehow God would save Nigeria from Tinubu. His only consolation is that he is going on retirement so he does not continue to deal with hungry contractors and service providers whose bills are not paid because budgets have been tracked and trapped in political funds.

I was sobered by this conversation. I ask myself, “who really thinks this administration has done well? Well, only three class of people:

1. Social media influencers who are paid for gigs and are also monetizing,
2. Governors who are receiving windfalls and creating their own political funds,
3. Ethnic bigots who think “it is our turn to eat”, and
4. 1% business pirates whose businesses are part of the platforms for current Ponzi schemes of our economic casino and their accessories

I am yet to encounter any Nigerian outside this four categories who believes this government has done well. Let me know if you have.

[Switch @prophetswitch]

Wole Soyinka took a look at everything going on in the country and still chose Peter Obi as the one to speak about.

A big idiot with gray hair

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

It’s been 3 damn years, Bloody idiot

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

That woman @abikedabiri behaves like the female version of Portable.

No diplomacy.
No cutesy.
No shame.

A shame!!!!

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

Whoever raised Abike Dabiri did a terrible job. She’s so uncouth. She must have grown up in a home with no love. It’s really sad to see. She needs therapy
This is the level of people in Tinubu’s government and you wonder why our economy and every agency in the country is failing.

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

LEAVE ALL THIS GRAMMAR:

JUST HAVE MONEY!

[DANJAY DANJUMA @Danjay_P7]

One of the most disturbing things I witnessed in Zamfara happened at a naming ceremony.

Bandits stormed a child’s naming ceremony.

They handed the father a knife and ordered him to slaughter his own newborn. He refused.

They handed the knife to the wife and told her to kill her husband. She refused.

In front of her, they killed both the man and the child, (as in slaughtering them) and then left the woman alive.

She was brought to our facility. Until the day I left Zamfara, that woman never recovered mentally.

When Nigerians argue about whether banditry is exaggerated, I remember her face.

It will never be well with APC!

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

LEAVE ALL THIS GRAMMAR:

JUST HAVE MONEY!

[Dating Dynamics @Dating_Dynamics]

A retired marriage counselor revealed what causes wives to lose respect and attraction for the man they once chased.

He said, “It usually comes down to 8 quiet behaviors men repeat every day.”

Every man needs to hear this…..

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

These clips are a total disgrace:
A complete utter shambolic pathetic display of unbelievable foolishness to the entire world.

If a government spokesperson is quite frankly this stupid, it tells you the level of intellectual decay in that government.

These videos are awful 😢

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Saudi Arabia will be fine. Mecca will be fine.

Their bombed refinery from Iran strike will be repaired before Nigeria has steady supply of electricity

Worry more about Gombe, Katsina, Kwara, Kogi, Ondo, Kaduna, Borno, Benue, Zamfara.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

In a country where only 36million naira was spent on the health of citizens for one whole year, this is what the *official* convoy of the First Lady looks like.

PS- This parasite is NOT voted for,
She holds an office that is NOT known to the constitution.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

There’re no ambulances to take you to the hospital, but there’re “City Boy” buses to take you to campaign grounds.

On that mandate you shall collapse! Proper idiots!

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

El-rufai is locked up.
Malami is shut up.
Kwankwaso is imobilzed.
The North will soon know that Igbos are not their problem.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Madness

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

Mad people starter pack

[Uzømå Økønkwø🦅 @okonkwo_jnr0129]

This is one of the reasons the Biafran War broke out: because he’s Igbo, you put him in prison without telling him his crime.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

You get kidnapped by terrorists - The Nigerian police can't find you.
You stage a protest - The Nigerian police finds and pick up your family members the next day.

Animals in human skin. Yes you guys @PoliceNG @BenHundeyin Animals in police uniform.

[LB @LBGeneraI]

We all know what happened to Chiwetalu Agu.

Someone that is not up to 71 is acting this way and you think it’s normal?

We all know he was a healthy and strong man before they arrested him

Only God knows what happened there.

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

He must have been running for parish priest.

Don’t mind buffoons.

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

They said he’s now running for President that’s why.

This was 2012, what was he running for?

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

It’s BAT now 💁🏾

[MY PRESIDENT IS WACK!!! @9JRIAN]

Congratulations to Kamaru Usman, but he's no Nigerian nightmare. He may a "Problem" as he's also known, or a nightmare to other fighters, but he's not the Nigerian nightmare by a mile.
The undefeated, and present Nigerian nightmare is Buhari. Buhari is our national nightmare. QED