Lift 9

Going u- oh, no wait, I’m broken again.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

So....her group represents 1650 doctors, not the 26,000 that keeps being mentioned? Big difference no? Not very nice to threaten other docs with GMC referral in the midst of a pandemic - particularly those actually working in the frontline @JujuliaGrace

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@call_me_saz @AbdoPainHotline It’s true, I’m a truly awful piece of machinery.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Noah's wife: the ark is falling apart

Noah: glue might work, I have an idea

Horse: it's weird he brought 3 of us

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

I call upon Lance to shut the fuck up in solidarity with the Tories when they were told to lock down weeks ago.

[Lance Forman @LanceForman]

So the chancellor @RishiSunak has brought back furloughing which means many in the private sector will only earn 80% of their normal salary.

I call upon the entire public sector to take a 20% pay cut in solidarity for the period of the lockdown.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@SamuelBS85 JUST GIVE THE GODDAMN CO-AMOXICLAV AND REFER MEDICS SAMUEL.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

I feel like this is a turkey voting for Christmas.....poor form @WestHertsNHS....poor form. #Lift9isnotjustforXmas

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@EoeStroke @sbattrawden I think that may have been one of our previous denizens of the ED....

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@SamuelBS85 #cheeky

Did I do it right?

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@DrAdamLawton

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@EmilyPurvis5 @VickiElise_ Piss off and enjoy your Flake.😒

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@MichaelJAllcock @mevparekh Listen, I’m a fucking lift and even I know that’s mental.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

“Specialists.” I’ve seen Demolition Man, I know what this means.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@735James - I knew you were threatening me!! I’m not going down without a fight @WestHertsNHS

VIVRE LA RESISTANCE!!
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

OK, I get it, I’m a shit lift!

HAPPY NOW?

ARE YOU HAPPY MOTHE- EMMA?

[Emma Swan @eswan1976]

@9Lift You don’t go to level 6🤣

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@CcotSiobhan @enherts You’re kidding right? I can barely keep the lights going....

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

“Sulking?!”

How rude.

And you wonder why the monitoring cables end up all tangled when my cargo gets to Level 6. 👿

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@drphiliplee1 I do a very important job you know!

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

Took you bloody long enough.

[Lift 9 @9Lift]

@735James Sounds a bit like a threat to me there James....