magzy

not even a real person

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[ي @yushajd]

i love when slang gets simplified like ‘put the fries in the bag bro’ -> ‘fries in the bag’ -> ‘fries’

[haloblade @halobladeUNITE]

I tried to ask my boss "what's 9 + 10?" Like the old vine

His response was "18"

Neither the answer I was looking for OR the actual correct answer 😭

[SEN reduxx @NotReduxx]

my ranked teammates

[Gatto_:3 @gattomeowmeow67]

Ladies ladiiessss I'm tryna do my work type shift 😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.
2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.
3. ​coming home to an empty house.
4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Niggas be ready to do 25 to life for they homie but can’t even do a 8 hour shift for they kids 😂😂😂

[Qu!rky • 🇵🇸 @Wuirkyfr]

bro genuinely speed might be the greatest thing that happened to the internet

[Moiz 🥀 @MoizDBL]

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

[ana @njz4lifeee]

newjeans

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Never force convo, once u notice the dry replies, just come twitter come chill.

[musa 👨🏻 @musa_1s]

everybody calm down

[moonlightfxxz @moonlightfxxz]

caught myself singing a song i swore i didn’t like

[¥ @milangadeverga]

Como actúan los idols coreanos de +30 cuando ven una camara grabandolos

[K S B @KeyserSozeBluth]

My kid thought she came up with a cute nickname for raccoons 🙃 No little white baby, you can’t be saying that.

[♡∘˙˚• @Nayeluv7]

This probably how gaara mom was experiencing morning sickness when she was pregnant with him🧍‍♂️