Monsoon

A man of many patches | Extremely outside person

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: *having premonitions of my blue-in-blue eyes, a banner waved in my name, blood painting the sands of the galaxy and the swords in the hands of my army of zealots* in a leadership position

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Can't wait to hear about how this turns into Willie Pete's landing zone of happiness and camaraderie

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

The US & Israel, at US request, have "agreed to develop a plan that will enable humanitarian aid from donor nations and multilateral organizations to reach civilians in Gaza and them alone, including the possibility of creating areas to help keep civilians out of harms way."

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

@Dead_Epoch Many of the people I know supporting Israel have told me they would support a creation of ethnostates to "solve" racism, unironically.

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

These Israel vacation ads are missing the mark. "you'll have a spiritual journey" isn't gonna get me, promise me 5 minutes controlling a C-RAM and I'll be on the next flight

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Junji Ito is the twilight zone of the 2010's. Just vibing with uneasy shit, "what if that mountain turned you into Stretch Armstrong? Wouldnt sharks be scarier if they had legs?" absolutely Junji, fuck you for asking

[a good kitty @sparquah]

Polykopf-Ω now on my Odysee. Enjoy

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

@kommandostore I walked by this package in my lobby 3 times looking for my delivery you cheeky bastards

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

He's training for the SWAT team

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

North Side. A male was subject stopped by PD for possibly walking around carrying a gun in his hands. It ended up he is walking around his neighborhood with a salt gun shooting at the lantern flies.

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

My superpower is that I can pick up on the tiniest bit of a French accent. I use this exclusively to scare the shit out of French Canadian teenagers playing online games.

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Every once and a while I remember watching an Instagram reel someone made for there dogs that was like "excited to hike with dad!" and the camera whip pans and it's fuckin @MoistCr1TiKaL and his dogs

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Sitting in bed listening to NOAA and the storm outside, genuinely think I haven't been this relaxed in fuckin forever

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Thanks for all the interest, we’ve now filled all our slots for our class “Combat operations in a single engine Cessna.” Keep an eye out for our next class, “Passive aiming rocket pods on single engine civilian aircraft”

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Changed my mind too many of these people have had rotator cuff surgery, dropped me like a sack of rocks

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Love getting punched in the mouth by sweaty 40 year olds

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

This is snark I'm having the time of my life

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

My favorite part of going to concerts is trying to spot @Plankfan like I'm in a where's Waldo book

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

I don't know if vaporwave/lofi is getting more mainstream or if all of my friends are still just depressed artists.

[Monsoon @9monsoon]

Only a matter of time before this site goes the way of Digg #MyTwitterAnniversary