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[Shukela @te_boo_ho]

Different “phase” ticket prices for the same event

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

Passing away with an active story on Instagram shows you how fast this life can be taken away. Love on people.

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

I hate a corner shop with a shit drink selection

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

Calling them back while lowkey hoping they don’t answer so I can use it as proof that I tried>>>>>

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i will kiss you like this knowing i got a pad on

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[a lesbian. @pesomsj]

“you staying with me tonight” 🏃🏽‍♀️👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜

[Pizzarinah. @ZMacMami]

I really want black people to stop thinking everyone should be business owners. Just because I can make dinner does NOT mean I should open a food truck or restaurant.

[9 @9preciana]

One tradition I will for sure be passing down 🫡

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[9 @9preciana]

As soon as I’m irritated he gotta go

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I can’t be a gold digger….i can’t even tolerate a man long enough to get his money 😭

[♱ @ambrielrm]

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

hate having a bad bitch on follow back like sis i ain’t even see you fr

[blanc @dqveed]

I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until I'm late

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I hate this so much