splinters ✨

fandom brain rot.

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

i don’t mind seeing white people at the asian grocery store but why am i suddenly being terrorized by one there???

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

nothing like having a random white man feel emboldened to randomly terrorize someone and shove his shopping cart in front of your car and stare you down. intimidated me so much i (an asian woman) basically just drove right back out of the chinese supermarket parking lot.

[Jonah Birenbaum @birenball]

put it in the louvre

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

and why is there a hit on team canada’s captain?

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

i want to ask questions to be curious and engaged with his interests, but i cannot for the life of me remember a lick of anything cricket.

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

like what’s an over?

[maddie @maddiecholette]

wearing a yankee or dodger hat in toronto isn’t fashion, it’s out of touch

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

having ariana grande tickets for petal release date feels like a sign that life works out.

[chester 🛋️ @mattjaycoded]

i make sure at least 35% of my interests are canadian so i comply with crtc guidelines

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Happy International Women’s Day

[🫧🇫🇷🇨🇮 @reveaIism]

24 girls who just wanted to get their education today are never returning home to their families and the media is still trying to convince the population that this is for "peace" and "freedom"

[reb🎟🔮🪩 @sebvettelily]

auston matthews is great example of all men bc his mother is Mexican, he lives in toronto and his has a mlkjr quote tattooed on him and yet he is still evil

[fifi world cup 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇻 @seltzerprincess]

y’all know i’m canada down

[meeks @focalorism]

i do not ‘yaoi’, i do not ‘yuri’, i do not ‘hetslop’ i need CHEMISTRY, i need BASIS, i need a REASON. and if there is none then i simply do not care.

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

i hate that i need to use grok to decipher vagueposting. I DO NOT WANT A REAL USE CASE FOR IT.

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m actually really embarrassed and humiliated I threw away several years of my life because of fear and also probably depression but What can you do

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

to go cherry picking through all of my experiences that were so transformative, divorcing them from their awful contexts, and instead of it being bitter and sour in my mouth, it's BRIGHT and delightful like the very first time.

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

today's timing feels so serendipitous, it's crazy. i'm so delusional. the avoidant part of me feels like it won't work out in the matrix of my bones, but wouldn't it be crazy romantic if it somehow did--

[splinters ✨ @9splinters]

"if he calls me a bitch, he had it coming" lyric change is actually SO important to me