Theresia Kebe

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

@pbworld Thanks for this

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive.

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

all I wanna do is
[gunshot noise]
[gunshot noise]
[gunshot noise]
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[gunshot noise]
move to a safer neighborhood

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don't have one.

Carry on floating head selfie chick.

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Does anyone know if http://t.co/xkg3OTQLfr works ? lett me know plz

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth.

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

"Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"

"Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

If you rub chop sticks together its a sign of disrespect but if you use them to play a bitching drum solo much honor will come your way

[Theresia Kebe @9thwondermusic]

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet