Gertude Bradstreet

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[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Am im good ? :)

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Quite amazed that im #1 in #agar Thanks to http://t.co/xkg3OTQLfr just love it

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Here, have my marionette set.
"Cool. How much for it?"
Just take it
"For free? What's the catch?"
No strings attached.
"You son of a bit.."

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Does anyone know if http://t.co/xkg3OTQLfr works ? lett me know plz

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

This agar game is addictive

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

hey How ya doin?

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn’t go off.

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile.

[Gertude Bradstreet @SahilCDesai]

I'm a very old fashioned kind of guy (i'll kill you and steal your spices)