THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

deeply unserious social observation/commentary from a stoned nigga. i'm gon piss you off or make you laugh 🤷🏾‍♂️

#FlyEaglesFly

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

@285Slim happy birthday man. hope all been well

[NFL @NFL]

So that’s what y’all wanted to see, huh?

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

@MOScott89 oh bro 😅😅😅

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

"woke nonsense" 😂😂😂😂

[karan @905Kar]

These rules on hitting QBs near the sidelines are woke nonsense with how often they want to run. One of these days some defender is going to eat the fine and lay a hit for the ages.

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

@duladoesit why must we differentiate lol

[The incomparable @duladoesit]

Tenya!

[Mr. Beezy 🤬 @BreadmanBeezy]

MVP convos for the last 3 years but NFL twitter users want me to believe he ain’t good. #okay

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

i know this is a novel concept..... but women just be looking good bruh

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Once you hit a certain age, its now yo responsibility to unlearn all behaviors that hinder yo growth as a person.

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

bc they will be looking to you all to bail them out AGAIN in four years. and i pray y'all stand on business 😂

[Dr. Virgo @DrVirgo1981]

People are finding out that they didn’t demoralize Black women as much as they hoped. We were disappointed, sure. But we took off our capes, prayed for you to get everything you wanted, & told you to go to the white man when you need help.

I wonder why people got mad about it.

[This Bxtch Cooked The Eggs First 🧐 @PlayboiKreme]

Linda stfu…

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

explain them DMs

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I am back.

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

Colin Kaepernick after the Super Bowl loss, Damaryius Thomas after he won his or Drew Brees.

i also met Marcus Vick (he was happy as hell i recognized him & didn't think he was his brother)

and i met an Eagles backup linebacker but can't remember his name

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Who's the most famous athlete you've met in-person?

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

acting like Ray Bans are just some bullshit is crazy... mine look better & more expensive than my Burberry or Gucci shades

[NBA Hoops @Thechat101]

Joe budden and ish have a debate about friendship etiquette. Joe was buying Louis Vuitton shades and offered to buy ish some raybans. Ish refused he said either buy me what you’re buying or don’t buy me nothing

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

after tonight? shiiidddd

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

realistically? Lamar. selfishly, Jalen.

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

Reggie White or Brian Dawkins

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Who is the greatest defensive player in your favorite team’s history?

[Bitxh Wit’em & Some Bitxh In’em Thassa Lotta Bitxh @cbr_Olu]

Baltimore got them a Real One 😭😭

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

@grego2973 nothin at all... imagine hearing "you were my best interview but..."

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

job rejection hit worse than a breakup... esp when you really wanted that position...

[THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS @9thcloudlyfe]

folks tried to destroy the capitol last election, but yeah call folks weak just bc they took a mental health day after this one... weird hills man