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[dp @9thdaniel]

I would sacrifice 20 years off my lifespan for another 20 minutes with my dad

[Protect children @poopswag34]

There was a miracle drug for 6 months that let you get off opiates with 0 withdrawals and they banned it good luck everyone else lol lmao

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Saying “no thanks I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Kicko @infamousbxdon]

A real nigga would never admit that they are “burnt out” they’d just pass away unexpectedly from bottled stress

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[໊ @user0000O0]

imagine an adderall vape

[plutø 🤍 @girlfromplut0]

pop fanbases when they drop a terrible album: defend it to the end of the earth, convince themselves it is profound, hold insane grudges against anyone who disagrees

rap fanbases: my goat is washed and will never make anything worthwhile ever again. and i should kill myself

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

> Jews create a slur for non-Jews
> non-Jews appropriate the slur
> Jews now claim the slur for non-Jews is antisemetic

Nigga what?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don’t watch love islands

[AKW @allkanyewest]

Ye singing the hook to “Famous” in the studio in front of the Kardashians & Mike Dean (2016)

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[brixk @brixktwt]

kanye could do a concert on some random ass island w 20k ppl and 25k would show up

[BONES @TeamSESH]

IF I WAS IN OFFICE I WOULD PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE CAMOUFLAGE

[Rayquaza @KPM_Offi]

Farewell to the greatest source of memes of the century.

[buzz @whatsthebuzz__]

btw an album with 3 songs you love and 15 songs you don't listen to can't be a "7/10"