Drug tests are funny.
The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.
The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
pop fanbases when they drop a terrible album: defend it to the end of the earth, convince themselves it is profound, hold insane grudges against anyone who disagrees
rap fanbases: my goat is washed and will never make anything worthwhile ever again. and i should kill myself